Title: Paganini Horror
Year: 1989
Genre(s): Horror, Music, Euro
Country: Italy
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 82 Min.
Directed By: Luigi Cozzi
Audio/Picture Quality: B+

A Rock and roll band purchases piece of music to record that were used in satanic rituals. Band decides to record and tape video of song in mansion where rituals took place. As one may guess, the spirits are summoned to commit mayhem and murder.

Title: Paperhouse
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Horror
Country: UK
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 92 Min.
Directed By: Bernard Rose
Audio/Picture Quality: B+

A drawing that became a dream. A dream that became reality. Anna is becoming lost in the loneliness of her own world when she discovers she can visit another, a house she has drawn herself and occupied by a young disabled boy. But as she discovers more of the links between her fantasy world and the mundane present, she is drawn only deeper into a dream turning into a nightmare. From the director of Candyman.

Title: Paradise Motel
Year: 1984
Genre(s): Comedy
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 89 Min.
Directed By: Cary Medoway
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Sam Kehoe moves from Seattle to a new school in California. Trying to make friends, Sam manages to free up the honeymoon suite in his dad's motel so his friends are able to use the room for sex.
 

Title: Park Is Mine
Year: 1986
Genre(s): Action
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 102 Min.
Directed By: Steven Hilliard Stern
Audio/Picture Quality: A

Widescreen version! A vietnam vet (Tommy Lee Jones) takes forceful control of Central Park to remember those who served and died in the Vietnam War.

Title: Patty Hearst
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Drama
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 108 Min.
Directed By: Paul Schrader
Audio/Picture Quality: B

The true story of a rich girl who was abducted by American revolutionaries in the 1970's. Her time spent with her captors made her question herself and her way of life and she joined forces with the cause that her abductors were fighting for. This created a US scandal and Patty Hearst has become a pop culture fixture.  

Title: Peanut Butter Solution
Year: 1985
Genre(s): Family
Country: Canada
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 94 Min.
Directed By: Michael Rubbo
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Peanut butter is the secret ingredient for magic potions made by two 'friendly' ghosts. Eleven-year-old Michael looses all of his hair when he gets a 'fright' and uses the potion to get his hair back, but too much peanut butter causes things to get a bit 'hairy'.

Title: Peace Killers
Year: 1971
Genre(s): Action
Country: Canada
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 88 Min.
Directed By: Douglas Schwartz
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Siblings Kristy and Jeffrey are buying supplies at a remote desert gas station when some members of a biker gang come cruising in. The bikers recognize Kristy, who used to be the main squeeze of the gang's leader before she ran away. The pair get away, but the bikers find out that they're living in a nearby commune, and start making their battle plans to bring Kristy back.

Title: Penn & Teller Get Killed
Year: 1985
Genre(s): Comedy
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 89 Min.
Directed By: Arthur Penn
Audio/Picture Quality: A

Penn & Teller enjoy playing jokes on each other. When Penn says on an interview show that he wishes he has someone threatening his life so that he "wouldn't sweat the small stuff," each of them begins a series of pranks on the other to suggest a real threat. Then they find that a real psychopath is interested in them. From a widescreen source!

Title: Perfect Victims
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 99 Min.
Directed By: Shuki Levy
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Liz Winters (Deborah Shelton) is the head of a modeling agency in this thrilling crime drama. When two of her top models are drugged and raped, Lieutenant Kevin White (Clarence Williams III, AKA Sampson from Halfbaked) is put of the case. The villain turns out to be a maniacal misogynist with AIDS, and the police continue their efforts to stop the infected rapist before he strikes again

Title: Perverse Preachers, Fascist Fundamentalists and Kristian Kiddie Kooks
Year: 1991
Genre(s): Documentary, Religious
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 120 Min.
Audio/Picture Quality: B

This was compiled by a science fiction fan magazine called "Zontar" which has gone out of print, and whose publisher has dropped out of sight. (Is this paranoid proof of how dangerous this video is? Your call.) It is a pure documentary, showing the most ugly examples of Christian evangelical TV from the "Jim and Tammy" years.

With these videos played straight through, it is devastating, especially because there is no commentary within the film. The first segment is of "Captain Hook, the Christian Pirate," a paraplegic victim of a motorcycle accident whose kiddie show includes the "autopsy" of a sinner and him making sinning children "walk the plank." It continues with evangelical shows from the boring ("Christian Economics," anyone?) to the hellfire-inspired. Features include the many charges right-wing churches make against popular culture - how the Dungeons & Dragons game is a secret way to worship Satan, how rock music is Satanic, how abortion will lead to "secular humanist police" machine-gunning children, and worse.

As a kind of fairness, the middle of the tape includes videos from "new age" cults, including flying saucer cultists, pitches for "miracle liquid" (yes, tap water in a fancy bottle) and a "new age comedian" who's even more unfunny than his Christian counterparts. The same manipulation, just space aliens substituted for Jesus.

Eventually, there's coverage of the scandals of the Bakkers and Jimmy Swaggart, but that's not the end. The tape ends with post-scandal evangelicals continuing to pitch (the "Take It Back Telethon" that claims it was Satan, not the law, that wrecked the Bakkers) and we sail off into the night with Captain Hook once again.

Title: Pets
Year: 1974
Genre(s): Drama
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 103 Min.
Directed By: Raphael Nussbaum
Audio/Picture Quality: B

There's an Animal in Every Woman. 70's runaway flick starring Candice Rialson about a psycho who keeps gals locked up like caged animals in his basement.  70's trash at it's best (worst).  

Title: Phantasm 2 Behind The Scenes
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Behind The Scenes
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 87 Min.
Audio/Picture Quality: C

Camcorder footage from the set of Phantasm 2 showing special effects, prop tests, candid moments with stars, and much more! Never released on any DVD.

Title: Phantasm 2
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 97 Min.
Directed By: Don Coscarelli
Audio/Picture Quality: A

Mike is released from psychiatry, when he agrees with the doctors that the terrible happenings in his past were just in his imagination. But once he's free, he contacts Redge and they team up to hunt down and eliminate the "Tall Man", who plunders the graveyards and abducts the sleeping with help of his terrible gnomes. A beautiful strange girl starts to appear in Mike's dreams. He assumes she's in danger and needs their help - will they find her before the Tall Man can do her any harm?

Title: Phantasmania Convention Footage
Genre(s): Documentary
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 97 Min.
Audio/Picture Quality: B/C

Home video footage from the PhantasMania convention in Austin Texas on April 1st, 2000. Angus Scrimm (The Tall Man), director Don Coscarelli, and Reggie Bannister are up on stage introducing the Phantasm films which were shown at the convention, and giving the hungry audience little anecdotes about the creation of the movies. Clips from Kenny & Company are shown, a trailer for PhatasMania is shown, Reggie serves ice cream to some fans, and special effects artist Gigi Porter disembowels a girl onstage. Reggie also plays guitar and sings a few tunes with some friends.

Also included are 30 minutes of footage from a Fangoria Weekend of Horrors convention where Angus Scrimm, Reggie Bannister and A. Michael Baldwin speak to the audience and narrate video footage and stills. Bruce Campbell even appears to introduce Angus Scrimm! This footage is also home video quality, but the quality is lesser grade than the PhantasMania footage

Title: Phantom Of The Mall: Eric's Revenge
Year: 1989
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 91 Min.
Directed By: Richard Friedman
Audio/Picture Quality: B

A guy called Eric (Hense the title) owns a huge house and some greedy people want to build a mall over it. So they get someone to burn down his house. Eric is badly burned but not dead, and a year later the mall opens. What they don't realise is that Eric is living underneath the mall and he's very angry!  Stars a preweasel Paul Shore!

 

Title: Pig Fucking Movie
Year: 1974
Genre(s): Horror, Art House
Country: Belgium
Language: N/A
Approx. Running Time: 91 Min.
Directed By: Thierry Zéno
Audio/Picture Quality: D

An art-house black and white film without dialogue. It's about a man who lives alone on a farm with his pigs. He falls in love with his sow, has off-screen sex with her, and later she gives birth to human/porcine hybrids. This movie is extremely rare (we can't even find any record of it being publically released) therefore the source wasn't the best quality, the movie however is still watchable. And no, this isn't a pornographic movie, weirdo.

Title: Pjs, The
Genre(s): TV Series, Comedy
Country: USA
Language: English
Audio/Picture Quality: B

I put this set together from multiple sources, some are really high quality (almost DVD quality) from Bravo. Others are from the original FOX broadcasts, some are pretty rough but I would consider all of them watchable. Contains all of Seasons 1 & 2 and 4 episodes from Season 3 (2 of which never aired in the USA). Thurgood Stubbs lives with his wife Muriel in the housing project where he is the chief superintendent. The show, created by Eddie Murphy (who provides Stubbs' voice), follows the adventures of the Stubbs family and the others in the building, animated through a process called 'Foamation.' 4 DVDs

 

Price: $30 with a cover, $20 without

Title: Planet Wars AKA Brazilian Star Wars
Year: 1977
Genre(s): Foreign Rip-off
Country: Brazil
Language: No English
Approx. Running Time: 86 Min.
Directed By: Jun Fukuda
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Made in less than a month, this Star Wars rip off was released in Brazil a full 5 months before the original Star Wars hit Brazilian theaters, causing it to be a South American smash hit! Starring the Brazilian 3 Stooges, The Tramps; the
film features just about every Star Wars character you can think of; as well as some of the most embarrassingly bad sets, special effects and disco dance numbers you will ever find in a movie. The majority of the movie feels like a throw
away Sid & Marty Krofft show; complete with shot on video effects, amazingly retarded monster masks, and astoundingly stupefying musical numbers! A true must see bad movie rarity, and it’s actually much more fun to watch than any of the Star Wars movies. There aren't any subtitles but the "movie" barely has any dialogue anyway.

Title: Play Dead
Year: 1986
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 86 Min.
Directed By: Peter Wittman
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Glamorous Yvonne De Carlo stars as Hester, a woman of wealth, and a woman of scorn...and the timid, be forewarned. With a maniacal hatred of her heirs, Hester has a thirst for revenge! Electrocution, strangulation, poisoning, and a crushed skull are just a few of her bloody tricks. Her beautiful niece is going nuts...and she's next on the list!

Title: Playroom
Year: 1990
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Manny Coto
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Eighteen years after his father, mother and sister were killed under mysterious circumstances excavating a monastery in Yugoslavia, a young man ventures back to the doomed place with a team of friends to finish his father's research.

Title: Pledge Night AKA Death Night
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Paul Ziller
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Phi Epsilon Nu is having its traditional "Hell Week" and a few night pledges are willing to undergo all the pain and suffering just so they can flip burgers in 3 years. But this Frat House is haunted. See, Larry is pledging for this fraternity in this house, the very same combo that caused his dad Sid, to die 20 years earlier. With the new initiations set up, Sid's spirit is back and wants to make sure no one harms his boy. One by one the brothers end up dying horrible deaths but not before father and son get one last reunion.

Title: Plutonium Baby
Year: 1987
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 85 Min.
Directed By: Ray Hirschman
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Be good to him...or he'll tell his mommy. Danny's mother was contaminated by radiation poisoning at the time of his birth. Years have passed, and Danny begins to go on a killing rampage.

Title: Poco... Little Dog Lost
Year: 1977
Genre(s): Odd Family Entertainment
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 88 Min.
Directed By: Dwight Brooks
Audio/Picture Quality: C+

It looks like the end of the line for Poco and Kim when they are separated following a car accident. Poco's relentless search takes him through the desert. Bravely facing the odds, Poco encounters many dangers, and makes some new friends.

Title: Possession Until Death Do You Part
Year: 1987
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Michael Mazo & Lloyd A. Simandl
Audio/Picture Quality: B-

Frankie is a psychopath who drags along problems with his mother. To compensate these problems he follows and persecutes Madeleine and some of her friends killing one girl after the other and also everybody who would stand in his way - without any reason or comparison.
 

Title: Primal Rage
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 95 Min.
Directed By: Vittorio Rambaldi
Audio/Picture Quality: B

A scientist at a Florida university inadvertently creates a "rage virus" while performing experiments intended to restore dead brain tissue in baboons. When a journalist for the college paper breaks into the campus lab, he's bitten by one of the infected baboons; the virus soon spreads to a trio of rapists and a valley girl, all of whom go on killing sprees. Written by Umberto Lenzi

Title: Prison
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 102 Min.
Directed By: Renny Harlin
Audio/Picture Quality: B+

When Charles Forsyth was sent to the electric chair for a crime he didn't commit, he forever haunts the prison where it occurred. Flash forward several years the prison is reopened, under the control of it's new Warden Eaton Sharpe. A former security guard who framed Charlie. When prisoners are ordered to break down the wall to the electric chair, they unknowingly release the angry spirit of Charles Forsyth, a powerful being suffering from a murderous rage, all leading up to the Warden himself.

Title: Private Resort
Year: 1985
Genre(s): Comedy
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 102 Min.
Directed By: George Bowers
Audio/Picture Quality: B+

First of all, let's get something straight. This is in fact the best spring break comedy of the 80's. However, that means it is the best of the 4 or 5 spring break comedies that came out between 1983-1985, really the only two years of the 1980's that had spring break comedies. Therefore, I'm talking about movies like Spring Break, Where the Boys Are, Hot Resort, and Fraternity Vacation, so which also means this is pretty much just a sex comedy. Of all these, Private Resort is by far and away the best one. It follows two young guys, Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow, who are just looking to get laid and in the meantime get in trouble with hotel security, Andrew Dice Clay, and Hector Elizondo before his Chicago Hope days. Also, not to mention the beautiful girls throughout the movie, but what else do you expect? As a result, this is a truly underrated sex comedy

 

Title: Privilege
Year: 1985
Genre(s): Drama
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 103 Min.
Directed By: Peter Watkins
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Steven Shorter is the ultimate British music star. His music is listened to by everyone from pre-teens to grandparents. He has no trace of public bad habits or drug involvement. Everyone in Britain loves him. His handlers begin to use his popularity for projects like increasing the consumption of apples after a bumper crop as an aid to farmers. The handlers decide that Steven should support God and Country next. This leads to, among other things, a rock version of "Onward Christian Soldiers," and the inclusion of a Nazi salute to make it clear (to the viewer) how far the British population will be taken for love of God and Country under Steven's guidance. Steven is very plastic in his direction, shifting as his handlers point him toward new projects until he meets Vanessa Ritchie, an artist who makes him look at what's happening.
 

Title: Project: Metalbeast
Year: 1995
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 92 Min.
Directed By: Alessandro De Gaetano
Audio/Picture Quality: B

With the medical breakthrough of a metal-based synthetic skin called "bio-ferron" the prospect for pioneering surgeries for burn victims and cancer patients seems set to occur but for the warped head scientist in charge...it's a opportunist chance to reactivate a long forgotten classified project...that has been left frozen in a set of cryogenic chambers deep beneath the bowels of government laboratory. Convincing the other in the research team to start work on putting this living 'metal' skin on corpses, he now has the perfect test patients waiting on ice for them to work on. But there was a reason three of these stiffs in particular where left to chill. Due to an experiment gone bad these three only look human on the outside and none of them are as dead as everyone believes they are

Title: Prophecies of Nostradamus 5 DVD Box Set
Year: 1974
Genre(s): Sci-fi
Country: Japan
Language: English & Japanese
Approx. Running Time: Various Min.
Directed By: Toshio Masuda
Audio/Picture Quality: B

This film looks like someone's nightmare placed on film. It skillfully weaves weird disastrous futuristic events into the lives of a family of protagonists while at other times reducing them to absent observers of a world gone wild. The film has all the peculiar logic in a manner that makes sense within the dream, but has no narrative logic. The only real story to this film is that Professor Nishiyama believes in the prophecies of Nostradamus, both describing and witnessing future events.
 

Ultra rare 5 disk set featuring uncut LBX Japanese English subs, LBX International edit, LBX French & German edits no subs, Last Days of Planet Earth FS US version, & Extras (5 DVDs)