A civilization on a distant planet has found a way to solve its garbage problem: turning it into energy and beaming it into outer space. A flaw in this system is found when the signal is accidentally picked up on Earth by the Putterman Family's home satellite dish. While this would ordinarily be just another mess, this particular transmission contains a hungry trash monster who quickly begins snacking on various Puttermans. Only young Sherman Putterman has any clue what is going on, but nobody will believe him. Is there any hope for the Earth?

Title: Terror In The Aisles
Year: 1984
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Andrew J. Kuehn
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Donald Pleasance (Halloween I & II) and Nancy Allen (Dressed to Kill, Carrie) take us through some of Hollywood's most terrifying moments in horror history in this documentary-type movie from 1984, which features several of the finest horror, sci-fi, and crime drama films of the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Included are 'Night of the Living Dead', 'Psycho', 'Jaws', 'Halloween I & II', and 'The Fog', as well as countless others.

Title: Terror On Tape
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Robert Worms
Audio/Picture Quality: B

A great collection of clips from long gone Continental Video. I mean come on, how bad can it be? You have the wonderfully drunken madman himself Cameron Mitchell and the lovely Michelle Bauer and loads of bad gore clips! The only thing that could make this more fun is Rondo Hatton and a choir of shroom tripping midgets (and no i'm not talking about a Alejandro Jodorowsky movie!) Oh yeah , and to the dude that said "no doubt inspired by the success of Terror in the Aisles", actually this came out a year before Terror in the Aisles reared it's ugly head. Includes clips from: Blood Feast, Two Thousand Maniacs!, Color Me Blood Red, Ghost Story, Ossessa, L', Frozen Scream, Suicide Cult, To the Devil a Daughter, Cauchemares, Prey, Vampire Hookers, The Kidnapping of the President, The Slayer, The Deadly Spawn, and Scalps

Themroc is a typical blue-collar worker working for a typical medium-sized factory.  When he is caught spying on his boss he is reprimanded, and he instantly rebels.  He throws off the yoke of civilization and immediately reverts to stone age behavior.  When he returns home, he ravishes his sister and starts to create an urban cave out of his apartment.  Then the police arrive… No Subtitles but no dialogue other then yelling, which is the universal language

On a sunset Florida beach, a photographer captures on film more then he ever imagined, as a terrifying creature appears from the sea and devours his model. So begins this odyssey into the unknown as a beautiful ichthyologist arrives to investigate reports of sea monsters terrorizing the beachfront and meets a young filmmaker who coincidentally is in a town preparing a monster sexploitation film. As the two compete to discover the truth behind the alien creatures they are drawn deeper and deeper into the ocean depths coming face to face with the alien vessel and its terrifying secret. Naked chicks, possessed killer vaginas, killer rapist fish monsters, gore and Ron Jeremy

Title: They Eat Scum
Year: 1979
Genre(s): Horror, Comedy
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 73 Min.
Directed By: Nick Zedd
Audio/Picture Quality: B

The one that started it all ! Cannibalism !!! Kidnapping !!!! Rabid poodles!!! Anarchy !!!! Banned from the collective !!!! "The vilest and most revolting performance of sadism I have ever seen. Please do what you can to stop it." - Louis Cohen, The wall street journal - Monday, December 20, 1982 (front page)

 

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Title: Things
Year: 1993
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 80 Min.
Directed By: Dennis Devine & Jay Woelfel
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Creatures Created by the Evils of Men! In "The Wrap-Around Story", after a man leaves his mistress in their motel room, his wife sneaks in with a gun and ties the mistress up and forces the mistress to listen to two stories and critique them. The first is "The Box," and involves three hookers arriving in a mining town to move into a theater they bought to be their whorehouse. The town's mayor is upset, as he governs all the morals in the town. He has a box with a "thing" in it that people are afraid of: bad news for the hookers. The second is "Thing in a Jar," in which a woman keeps having vivid nightmares and visions of her husband mutilating her. She has a friend who encourages her to leave her husband, but it may not be that easy.

 

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Title: Threads
Year: 1984
Genre(s): Sci-Fi
Country: UK
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 110 Min
Directed By: Mick Jackson
Audio/Picture Quality: B

It is the mid-1980's, during the Cold War. Ruth Beckett & Jimmy Kemp, residents of the town of Sheffield, England, are planning for their upcoming marriage and birth of their first child. Sheffield is home to a major R.A.F. base and has a major industrial base of steel, energy & chemical production. But the Soviet Union marches troops into Iran, in a plan to convert it to a Soviet satellite state. The United States, Great Britain, and other members of NATO and the U.N. angrily condemn the Soviet aggression and military activity in England starts to mount, especially at the nearby R.A.F. base. The families of Ruth & Jimmy go about their daily business, paying little attention to what is going on in Iran. One spring day, without warning, the Soviet Union attacks England with ICBMs - two of which hit Sheffield, annihilating most of the city and its inhabitants. But what is even more horrifying is the aftermath that follows - a world without public order, clean food, water, electricity, or the ability to produce any of them. Ruth struggles for more than 10 years just to stay alive in this horrible, barren, radioactive homeland...

 

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Title: Three Dev Adam
Year: 1973
Genre(s): Action, Turkish Insanity
Country: Turkey
Language: Turkish
Approx. Running Time: 81 Min
Directed By: T. Fikret Uçak
Audio/Picture Quality: C

Turkish cinema, gotta love it. Where else in the world can you get copyright infringement films that make you smile from ear to ear? In this film Marvel Comics hero Spiderman becomes a bad guy trying to take over the world. He is battled by Captain America (in possibly the best suit every put on screen) and Santo, the Mexican wrestler and movie star. The action is great as is some of nastiness that Spidey inflicts on his victims (The opening boat propeller to the face is a nice touch). Priceless statues are being stolen all over Istanbuhl(?). Looks like the work of that infamous, murdering Spiderman. The police call in special outside help in Captain America from the United States and the legendary Mexican wrestler Santo. It's anyone's guess why Spidey's turned to a life of crime, what the significance of all the stolen art is, or if those are his bangs or his eyebrows sticking out of the holes in his mask. He's also traded-in his web-shooters for a slick little switch-blade,and can quickly clone himself if he's killed. Captain America is missing his trusty shield and Santo's wrestling skills resemble Flintstone judo. In fact, nothing seems to make sense at all in this live-action cartoon that makes Tim Burton's 'Batman' look as tame as the 60's TV series. Dozens of people are killed needlessly, sudden jump-cuts take you to sleazy strip clubs, and there's a love scene that's interrupted by the Mr. Rogers' puppets. Even worse, it's all in Turkish. No version in English or English subtitles is available. I'm not painting a pretty pictures here, I know. But I can say it is, without a doubt , one of the BIGGEST film oddities the world over
 

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Title: Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Sci-fi
Country: Hong Kong
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 100 Min
Directed By: Godfrey Ho
Audio/Picture Quality: B

A secret formula that can cause plants and animals to expand a thousand-fold in size is stolen by a terrorist group. During a wild chase and shoot-out, the formula is lost. It's found by a little girl who accidently gives the formula to her pet snake. After the snake grows to an immense size, it follows and protects her. When the terrorists go after the girl, the snake begins destroying everything in its path.

 

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Title: Ticks
Year: 1993
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 85 Min
Directed By: Tony Randel
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Problem teens in Los Angeles join an inner-city wilderness project in and attempt to get back in touch with life's priorities, led by do-gooders Holly and Charles. When they get to the campsite, they begin having problems adjusting to the wild life, particularly local marijuana growers using herbal steroids to accelerate plant growth, and the mutated ticks that the leaky steroid system has created.
 

 

 

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Title: Times Of The Apes
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Sci-fi
Country: Japan
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 97 Min
Directed By: Kiyo Sumi Fukazawa & Atsuo Okunaka
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Time of the Apes is a strung-together movie made from several episodes of a Japanese TV show. Big-hipped Catherine and her two charges, Johnny (who "doesn't care") and Caroline, are sent to some alternate time-line by being frozen in cryogenic tubes during an earthquake. They end up on a planet where apes rule humans but are ruled themselves by a supercomputer named "UECOM", which is a malevolent artificial being created by humans.

 

 

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Title: Tom Savini Scream Greats Vol 1
Year: 1986
Genre(s): Documentary
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 60 Min.
Directed By: Damon Santostefano
Audio/Picture Quality: B

documentary detailing the career of makeup artist Tom Savini, including clips from the various movies he's worked on.

 

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Title: Toomorrow
Year: 1970
Genre(s): Sci-fi
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 95 Min.
Directed By: Val Guest
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Launch out on a musical cosmic trip with the new "Tomorrow". Dying aliens kidnap the group Toomorrow who's "vibrations" are needed for their race to survive.

 

 

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Title: Tougher Than Leather
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Comedy
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Rick Rubin
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Legendary hip-hop group Run-D.M.C. stars in this cross between a blaxploitation film and a spaghetti western. They must find and punish the evil drug lord-record company executive who murdered their friend. Along the way, they encounter racist bikers, blonde bimbos, and the Beastie Boys!

 

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Title: Town That Dreaded Sundown
Year: 1977
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Directed by Charles B. Pierce
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Set in the late 40's the residents of Texarkana, Texas are left terrorized by a mysterious hooded killer who is stalking victims during the evening and leaving the local police at a loss. Obvious influence on Friday The 13th Part 2

 

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Title: Toxic Zombies AKA BloodEaters, Forest of Fear
Year: 1980
Genre(s): Horror, Comedy
Country: USA
Language: English W/ Forced Asian Subtitles
Approx. Running Time: 89 Min.
Directed By: Charles McCrann
Audio/Picture Quality: B

After drug crops are sprayed with a chemical by a passing airplane, the growers of the crop are poisoned by the chemical and turn into zombie-like mutants. This is from a foreign DVD source with very good quality, only problem is there are forced Asian Subtitles, but no other version is this good looking.

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Title: Trancers 2
Year: 1991
Genre(s): Action, Scifi
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 85 Min.
Directed By: Directed by Charles Band
Audio/Picture Quality: B

It is Los Angeles, 1991. Jack Deth (Tim Thomerson) has become accustomed to life with his new wife, Lena (Helen Hunt), in the six years since they singed Whistler. Hap Ashby, a former pitcher for the California Angels, had gotten his life out of the gutter and made quite a fortune investing, which he uses to finance his collection of fire trucks, among other things. But life is about to become a little more difficult for Jack and the gang. Whistler's brother, E.D. Wardo, has gome back in time and has started a trancer farm under the organization known as GreenWorld. GreenWorld strives to 'clean up the world', but in reality they are kidnapping homeless people and mental patients to become 'tranced'. And they're after Hap, the ancestor of a future Council Member. Jack's quite ready to singe a few trancers, but he isn't expecting his dead wife to show up. Through the power of technology, Alice has been saved from death and sent back to 1991 to help Jack and stop Wardo. The tension mounts as Lena becomes more distraught by the thought of Jack leaving her for another woman, Hap slips back into his alcoholic habits to deal with the stress, and Jack realizes that when Alice returns to the future, she'll die the next day. But somehow, Jack'll find a way to fix everything. He always does.

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Title: Trancers 3
Year: 1992
Genre(s): Action, Scifi
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 75 Min.
Directed By: Directed by C. Courtney Joyner
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Jack was just beginning to get his life back together after the last trancer incident. Now he's been timejacked back to 2247 in order to save Angel City from a new wave of trancers. His mission - find the origin of this new wave of trancers, and destroy it. With the help of Lena and R.J., a trancer camp escapee, Jack learns that the new trancer program is government sponsored, and that his usual shoot-everything-that-moves attitude might not work this time. With R.J. and Shark, a crystal powered cyborg-type thing, Deth will have to find a way inside the trancer program and shut and down.

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Title: Trancers 4
Year: 1994
Genre(s): Action, Scifi
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 83 Min.
Directed By: Directed by David Nutter
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Jack is now back in the future. He had since lost Lena (Helen Hunt), and finds out that he's lost his other wife Alice (Megan Ward) to none other than Harris (Stephen Macht). While heading out for another assignment, something goes awry with the TCL chamber. Jack finds himself in a whole new dimension. He also runs across a different version of trancers. These guys seem to be in control of this planet. Jack manages to assist a rebel group known as the "Tunnel Rats" crush the rule of the evil Lord Calaban

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Title: Trancers 5
Year: 1994
Genre(s): Action, Scifi
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 73 Min.
Directed By: Directed by David Nutter
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Jack's back for one more round with the Trancers. Jack Deth must attempt to find his way home from the other-dimensional world of Orpheus, where magic works and the Trancers were the ruling class (before Trancers 4, that is). Unfortunately, Jack's quest to find the mystical Tiamond in the Castle of Unrelenting Terror may be thwarted by the return of Caliban, king of the Trancers and once thought dead.
 

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Title: Transformations
Year: 1989
Genre(s): Horror, Sci-fi
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 84 Min.
Directed By: Jay Kamen
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Wolfang is traveling in outer space when a monster, which he sees as a beautiful woman, appears in his spaceship and makes love with him. Then the ship is forced to land on a planet which is a penal colony. Here he meets Miranda who falls in love with him. A group of prisoners uses him and his spaceship to fly away from the planet. But the monster which is by now inside Wolfang arouses and only Miranda's love can save him.

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Title: Transmutations AKA Underworld
Year: 1985
Genre(s): Horror, Sci-fi
Country: UK
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 103 Min.
Directed By: George Pavlou
Audio/Picture Quality: B

A horrible experiment. A criminal empire. One thing in common... Based upon a story by Clive Barker (Hellraiser, Nightbreed) about a new breed of mutants and their addiction to a drug that allow them to survive

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Title: Treasure of the Amazon
Year: 1985
Genre(s): Horror
Country: Mexico
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 103 Min.
Directed By: René Cardona Jr.
Audio/Picture Quality: B+

This Mexican gorefest is probably the funniest and most entertaining adventure movie ever made. In the 1950s, different people are looking for the treasure of the Amazon. For example a dubious woman, an elder man who knows the jungle (Whitman) and an old Nazi from Germany (great as ever: Donald Pleasence). Not only are they trying to outwit each other, but they also have to fight blood thirsty crabs, crocodiles and other animals, and not to forget a vicious tribe of Indios who like to behead their victims as soon as they capture them. Rene Cardona jr. surely didn't have that a big budget for this film, but he certainly does the best with it. Concerning gory effects, that is. In the most outrageous scene, a hapless adventurer gets his eyeballs ripped out by the vicious crabs

 

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Title: Tribulation 99: Alien Anomalies Under America
Year: 1992
Genre(s): Documentary
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 50 Min.
Directed By: Craig Baldwin
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Wow. Where to begin. A documentary with a exploitation trailer-like voice over telling the "true" story about aliens fighting Americans in secret, Massive government conspiracies, a replicated Castro, zombies as a result of war, and an army of vampires. It's not paranoia kids, its all TRUE! Oh and did I mention this is all told through stock footage? Oh, well, it is
Official description: In the year 1000, aliens from the planet Quetzalcoatl flee their dying planet and take refuge under the Earth's surface. Disturbed by 1950s American atomic testing, the aliens strike back at the USA in such varied schemes as the replicant Castro, the psychic vampire regime in Grenada and the Allende plot to alter the Earth's axis. Only covert action by the CIA can stop the dreaded Quetzals.

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Title: Trilogy Of Terror 2
Year: 1996
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Dan Curtis
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Three tales of terror: in "The Graveyard Rats" lovers murder the woman's older husband and encounter horror when they attempt to rob his grave; "Bobby" is the story of a woman who summons her son back from the dead; and in "He Who Kills" an African doll goes on a murderous rampage.

 

 

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Title: Truck Stop Women
Year: 1974
Genre(s): Action
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 82 Min.
Directed By: Mark L. Lester
Audio/Picture Quality: B

No Rig Was Too Big For Them To Handle! A mother and daughter who run a brothel for truckers fight back when the Mafia tries to take over their operation.
 

 

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Title: Truth or Dare? - A Critical Madness
Year: 1986
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 83 Min.
Directed By: Tim Ritter
Audio/Picture Quality: A

Mike Strauber catches his wife Sharon in bed with his best friend Jerry. He gets mad and takes off to embark on an adventure of murder and self-mutilation in demented games of truth or dare. Direct copy of the ultra rare oop dvd release!

 

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Title: Turkish Star Trek AKA Turist Omer Uzay Yolunda
Year: 1973
Genre(s): Turkish Insanity, Action, Sci-fi
Country: Turkey
Language: Turkish
Directed By: Hulki Saner
Audio/Picture Quality: C+

More Turkish Shenanigans. Actually early Turkish film, from when ripping off American films had not been perfected. Yet this wholesale rip off of Star Trek not only has the honor of being the first Star Trek movie ever made, but features ripped off opening credits, ripped off music, ripped off sound effects. The Director went to the trouble of creating sets that look good enough you know what they are supposed to be despite the fact they probably cost eight cents on a six cents budget. If you've ever wondered what would happen if an obnoxious dirty greasy Turkish guy was transported into the middle of the Star Trek episode The Man Trap then this is the movie for you. This movie is a masterpiece among Turkish movies in the sense that it may be the first example of making fun of another movie or TV show.

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Title: Turkish Star Wars AKA Dünyayi kurtaran adam
Year: 1982
Genre(s): Turkish Insanity, Action, Sci-fi
Country: Turkey
Language: Turkish W/ English Subtitles
Approx. Running Time: 90 Min.
Directed By: Çetin Inanç
Audio/Picture Quality: C+

To say that "Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam" is the greatest movie of all time, is to imply that other movies can reach the sheer genius of this film. You probably understand all the surface quirks of the film. It is a Turkish film. It is a sci-fi movie that is filmed on a budget which is so low, that one may consider the term shoe-string budget an insult to the tangible value of shoe-strings. In order to duplicate the visual quality offered in American cinema, the director (Celtin Inanc) literally uses (read: steals) film footage from Star Wars and runs it during the film. Unfortunately, sometimes this effect is mildly confusing (the movie begins with the tie fighter sequence but you cannot really tell if the heroes are supposed to be piloting the X-wing fighters OR the tie fighters) to frighteningly moronic (during the final battle, the visuals of the tie fighter sequence flash, almost subliminally across the screen with no rational reason for its use) You should also keep an open ear of the great bootlegged music (only 17 years before the invention of the MP3) that makes up the films brilliant soundtrack. Music from Star Wars, Flash Gordon, and Indiana Jones are used in this film. The highlights of the movie include the final battle that looks like a "Power Rangers" outtakes reel and fantastic martial arts training sequences that make the lead actors look like a couple of out of shape, drunk children. Includes English subtitles

 

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Title: Turkish Star Wars 2
Year: 2006
Genre(s): Turkish Insanity, Action, Sci-fi
Country: Turkey
Language: Turkish W/ English Subtitles
Approx. Running Time: 110 Min.
Directed By: Kartal Tibet
Audio/Picture Quality: A

Every major cult film fan has watched "Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam" (Man who saves the world) aka Turkish Star Wars. Quarter a century after that was released, we get a sequel -"Dunyayi Kurtaran Adamin oglu" (Son of the man who saves the world). While the original was meant to be a serious science fiction adventure, this one attempts to be a parody of the old film and various other science fiction films in the vein of G.O.R.A. Needless to say, the result is cinematic sewage. Includes English Subtitles

 

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Title: Twice Dead
Year: 1988
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 85 Min.
Directed By: Bert L. Dragin
Audio/Picture Quality: B

The Cates family is thrilled to learn they have inherited the old mansion of the deranged, stage actor, Tyler Walker. They arrive to discover that the mansion has turned into a playground for a local street gang. But the gang is not all the Cates children have to worry about as Tyler's ghost makes it known he is not pleased with their intrusion.

 

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Title: Twice Upon a Time
Year: 1983
Genre(s): Comedy
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 75 Min.
Directed By: John Korty & Charles Swenson
Audio/Picture Quality: B

Uncut version! Once upon a time, there were some people called the Rushers of Din. Each night as they slept, sweet dreams were delivered to them from sunny Frivoli, while nightmares came to them from the mysterious Murkworks. But the malevolent master of the Murk, Synonamess Botch, was not content. He wanted the Rushers to have non-stop nightmares. To do that, he would need to gain control of the Cosmic Clock. To accomplish this, he kidnaps the deliverers of the dreams, Greensleeves and the Figmen of Imagination, and then tricks Ralph, the All-Purpose Animal and his pal Mumford into stealing the mainspring from the Cosmic Clock. Realizing they've been tricked, Ralph and Mumford try to get the spring back and prevent Botch from unleashing his nightmare bombs. Along the way, they get help from their Fairy Godmother, Greensleeves' niece Flora Fauna, the junior varsity superhero Rod Rescueman, and Botch's own head nightmare writer, Scuzzbopper.

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Title: Twisted Brain
Year: 1974
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 85 Min.
Directed By: Larry N. Stouffer
Audio/Picture Quality: B

A nerdy highschool super whiz experiments with a chemical which will transform his guinea pig "Mr. Mumps" from a gentle pet into a ravenous monster. In a fit of rage against his tormenters at the highschool, Vernon Potts (Pat Cardi) goes on a killing spree, eliminating all of those who ever picked on him - the Gym Coach, the School Jock, The Creepy Janitor(Mr. Griggs)& his hated teacher, Mrs Grindstaff. In the end he gets the jock's girlfriend for himself but his happiness is shortlived as the potion turns him into a monster hunted by the towns lame police Leuitenent - Bosman

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Title: Twisted Nightmare
Year: 1987
Genre(s): Horror
Country: USA
Language: English
Approx. Running Time: 95 Min.
Directed By: Paul Hunt
Audio/Picture Quality: B

A group of teenagers win a trip to a summer camp they had attended as children. However, soon after they get there they begin to disappear one by one. The survivors suspect that the disappearances may be connected to the death of a handicapped child at the camp years before.

 

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