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COMEDY DVD-Rs
7000 Days Together - A mortician (who works with a necrophiliac friend that offers some priceless dialogue situations) falls for a young woman and plans the murder of his frigid and quite mad wife (using his morgue talents to dispose of the body). Things go well until his wife (who is also a witch) manages to gain the ultimate revenge.....Trashy and very dark comedy.... English subtitles
Afro Ken - Crazy Japanese Anime about a dog
with a rainbow-colored afro
Airborne - Mitchell Goosen is
sixteen/seventeen year old kid from California who loves to surf and roller
blade. Yet, his parents, who are two zoologists were given a grant to work in
Australia. The only problem was: Mitchell couldn't go with them. So, he gets
sent to stay with his aunt, uncle, and cousin in Cincinnati, Ohio.
American Flatulators - "In celebration of the popular "Gladiators" programs on television today, this parody joins Ben Dover and Big Bill Butts as they welcome the most noxious of our nation's competitors, The American Flatulators!"
Americathon - In the not too distant future, the United States government is virtually bankrupt and in danger of being foreclosed on by a group of Native Americans, now owners of the massive Nike Corporation. A desperate President decides to make a last-ditch effort to save the country... by raising money with a telethon!
Andy Kaufman's My Breakfast With Blassie - Andy Kaufman's ridiculous parody of "My Dinner With Andre" sets Andy Kaufman, playing himself, at an early-morning breakfast with former wrestling champion Fred Blassie. Andy and Fred discuss wrestling (Andy's success with wrestling women is discussed at length), then change the topic to techniques for keeping your hands clean, why not to eat pancakes or waffles, giving autographs to fans, and other topics not nearly as intellectual as the ones discussed in My Dinner With Andre. As with much of Andy Kaufman's work, My Breakfast with Blassie is extremely self-deprecating, showing Kaufman as being timid yet egotistical, using his role as Latka on Taxi as a way of trying to impress people. The video explores the egotism that develops with stardom, as well as the desire to lead a private life: the double-edged sword of being a recognizable celebrity.
Angus - A miserable fat teenager secretly
has a crush on the class beauty, ends up becoming the surprising participant to
dance with her at a high school dance, meaning he's got to get his act together
with the help of his best friend
Applegates - A group of these shape-changing insects are sent to a
typical suburb of the U.S.A. to masquerade as the typical American family, and
draw up plans to blow up the local nuclear power plant. T
Auditions - A pseudo-documentary about the processes involved in putting
together and casting actors and actresses for a porn film. Although several
actual porn stars are in the film, it is not a porn film itself.
Bad - Hazel runs a beauty salon out of her house, but makes extra money
by providing ruthless women to do hit jobs. Produced by Andy Warhol
Bad Channels -An alien determined to capture human females takes over a
radio station to do it.
Bad News Tour Collection - Hilarious British rockumentary in the style of This Is Spinal Tap. This Disc contains all three of their home videos. Bad News Tour (1983, 30 minutes), Bohemian Rhapsody & Every Mistake Imaginable (1987, 10 minutes) & More Bad News (1988, 50 minutes)
Bag Man, The - Meet Walter, a lonely pathetic little wretch whose only two ambitions in life are to be good at something, ANYTHING, and to find the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately, success can seem a distant dream when his roommate Dave walks all over him and never pays his share of his rent or when Walter's low self-esteem keeps him from seeing the love right under his nose, Ann. However, in a world where Charles Manson is running for President of the United States and the ghost of Jack the Ripper still walks the earth, anything is possible. Will simple determination and training from one of history’s greatest serial killers be enough to turn this loser around? Will Walter be able to find it within himself to make all his dreams come true? Will he be able to be the man...the BAG MAN? Special Appearance from Lloyd Kaufman, President of Troma Entertainment. Also includes Bonus Features: Bloopers, Casting Featurette, Photo Slideshow, Trailers, & Short Film. (2 DVDs)
Bail Hostel Scandal - Undercover BBC filming in bail hostels found convicted paedophile and child-killer Frank Parker befriending children while at a unit in Bristol.
Battle of the Mods - In Liverpool there's a gang war between the mods (who dress in the latest fashions and styles) and the rockers (who are more into the '50s "greaser" look). Rickym, the son of a wealthy businessman, is a mod guitar player, and in a gang fight with some rockers, his girlfriend is killed. He leaves Liverpool for the continent and winds up in Rome, where he becomes involved with his father's mistress.
Bebe's Kids -
In the first made-for-black-people animated film, bachelor Robin Harris falls
head over heels for Jamika who has a son, Leon. The following weekend, Robin
brings Jamika, Leon, and Jamika's friend Bebe's three rude, crude, and obnoxious
kids to Fun World. Chaos ensues when Bebe's kids! enter the theme park with
adventures including being chased by a group of government agents, destroying
the Titanic, and being on trial. Meanwhile, while Robin and Jamika are getting
together, Robin's ex-wife Dorothea is attempting to ruin their relationship.
Beaver Trilogy - The Beaver Trilogy combines three separate vignettes
that were filmed at different times--in 1979, 1981, and 1985. The first,
entitled The Beaver Kid, is a short documentary about the exploits of Groovin'
Gary, a performer that filmmaker Harris happened upon while filming for a Salt
Lake City, Utah news station. Harris filmed Gary, a rabid Olivia Newton-John
obsessive, as he staged a talent show that featured Gary dressed in full drag
singing the Newton-John song "Please Don't Keep Me Waiting". The second
installment, called The Beaver Kid 2 features Sean Penn as "Groovin' Larry" in a
dramatic interpretation of the original documentary. The trilogy is completed
with The Orkly Kid, in which Crispin Glover reprises Penn's role.
Beverly Hills Girls - Classic 80s softcore trash! A pair of "stories" from a talent agent in Hollywood. The first involves a young female band and what they must do to get a record deal. The second involves the narrator talent agent in a position of losing her agency; that is until her girls come up with an ingenious plan as to how to infiltrate the blackmailer's hideout and win the agency back
Beverly Hills Vamp -A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.
Bikini Drive-in - Kim Taylor inherits her grandfather's drive-in theatre. She must raise $25,000 over one weekend or the bank will take the property from her. She also has to deal with pesky capitalist J.B. Winston. This is a fun, not politically correct movie
Bikini Hoe-Down - The Three Seasons Bikini Team (April, May & June) leave on a cross-country tour, but June sabotages the trip. They and the photographer end up in Pig Hollow, where Missy Sue is desperately looking for the deed to Ghost Gulch (where she lives with Pappy and Jeb). The evil Senator wants to find the deed first, so he can sell the land to the government for dumping nuclear waste. The girls end up giving their first ever topless show to raise the money to pay off the fake IRS bill produced by the Senator.
Blonde in Black Leather - In hopes of capturing the Easy Rider audience, Italian producers brought in this cheese turkey of celluloid: two beautiful women decide to take a wild adventure across the country on motorcycles. Are they in search of freedom--probably not?
Breaking All the Rules - The story of two guys and two girls who meet and fall in love in an amusement park on the last day of summer. All the while outwitting 3 moronic would-be jewel thieves
California Raisins - Features both rare home videos on 1 DVD! Meet The Raisins: This special mockumentary shows the California Raisins' humble beginnings, rise to stardom, fall from stardom, and rise back to stardom again, all told through interviews with the Raisins themselves, manager Rudy Begaman and the various colorful characters the Raisins ran into. Features many great songs from the fifties to the eighties. Also features the sequel: Raisins Sold Out
Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? - Sequel to If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! It's the nuttiest, naughtiest, looniest, gooniest, funniest madcap comedy of the year! A comedy are comprised of short sexually suggestive skits.
Canadian Conspiracy, The - In this film, a
massive conspiracy is exposed. It seems that Canadians have conspired to
infiltrate American culture by gaining prominent employment in the US
entertainment industry. During this humourous investigation, we learn of the
numerous entertainment stars who were born in Canada, but gained fame in the
USA, which includes some surprising individuals.
Chatterbox - A young woman who works in a beauty parlor discovers that
her vagina can talk, which causes her no end of trouble.
Cheerleaders' Wild Weekend - A busload containing three cheerleading teams from 3 different schools who are heading to compete against each other is hijacked by terrorists and the girls are kidnapped.
Cherry Hill High - Five recent graduates of an all-girl high school - Kippy, Sarah, Michelle, Peaches and Alison - attempt to lose their virginity during a two-week bicycle trip with their seemingly repressed teacher Miss Woodruff. The girls hold a contest to see who can lose their virginity in the most creative and original manner
Chicken Chronicles -
If we're going to hold The Stonecutters to their word, it means they decided in
1977 that they would hitch their wagons to a beefaroni-haired Jewish boy from
Brooklyn, based on his first role in this nostalgic, coming-of-age, Vietnam
protesting, pot smoking heavy (for a PG film), sex-driven, all-singing-all
dancing-crap-of-the-drive-in. The film is filled with silly prankish behavior,
drug hording nerdy brothers, rich families who will only communicate with their
children via intercom, a deteriorating and embarrassed Phil Silvers, and the
always bald Ed Lauter, in the well-worn role of "the establishment" (was he the
prinicpal, the assistant principal, or just some random adversary that was
included by the screenwriters to give the film the on-screen conflict it was
lacking? Guess who won't remember as soon as the movie's over?).And if all that
fails, there's always a chicken dance, truly the highlight of the movie. New
widescreen transfer!
Chicken Park - Vladimiro is in the Dominican Repubblic with his
fighting-chicken. At one point the cock is stolen. Vladimiro starts immediately
to look around for having it back. By doing this he discovers that someone is
looking to set up a zoo-park full of giants chickens
Class Act - Duncan is a genius straight A student, Blade is juvenile delinquent. But because of a mix up with their school records, everyone thinks each is the other one. Now, Duncan kind of likes the attention from being thought of as a real bad dude, if only the school bully would stop trying to rough him up. And Blade definitely likes being thought of as important instead of as trouble, if only the teacher would stop hitting on him for a date. Good looking widescreen copy!
Cold Dog Soup - Randy Quaid as the taxi driver drives Zen parables (Is time money - Is time the root of all evil?) into his passenger/protegee in a high-speed, idiosyncratic tour of their city's ethnic coteries. All the boy wants is to dispose of his date's dead dog Jasper and get back to the babe who's so hot she mutters darkly about being a Pressure Cooker: his conventional efforts are continually thwarted. Quaid is respected by the peculiar groups he interests in the dog's corpse and effects, and our one-gloved heroine is much keener on him than on her rather lackluster date.
Come Play With Me - A health-resort where both the clients and the employees easily take their clothes off and have a little fun is the setting of this hugely popular sex-comedy.
Computer Beach Party
- Greedy locals are trying to turn some beach property into a tourist
attraction, and a computer expert sets out to use is knowledge of
computers--along with the help of several local "beach bunnies"--to stop them.
Cool As Ice - You know what it is, its that movie starring Vanilla Ice,
do I really need to more?
Cool It Carol! - In this popular early '70s blend of comedy and social commentary from cult director Pete Walker (Frightmare, House of Whipcord), a freewheeling couple decides to let themselves go in swinging London. The decadent playground they encounter proves to be more than they can handle as carnal designs of every stripe lure them into the swirling pleasures of bare flesh and cold, hard cash. Will they manage to find themselves again before it's too late?
Cool World
- Jack Deebs is a cartoonist who is due to be released
from jail. His comic book "Cool World" describes a zany world populated by
"doodles" (cartoon characters) and "noids" (humanoids). What Jack did't realize
is that Cool World really does exist, and a "doodle" scientist has just
perfected a machine which links Cool World with our world. Intrigued at seeing
his creating come to life, Jack is nonetheless wary as he knows that not
everything in Cool World is exactly friendly.
Coonskin AKA Street Fight - While waiting out his escape from prison, a
man listens to an older prisoner tell the animated story of a rabbit, a bear,
and a fox who rise to the top of the crime ranks in Harlem by getting rid of a
black con man, a racist white cop, and the Godfather of the Mafia.
Cotton Candy - A group of high school
friends form a rock band. Ron Howard's directorial debut
Crimewave - A pair of whacked-out cartoon-like exterminator/hitmen kill
the owner of a burglar-alarm company, and stalk the partner who hired them, his
wife, and a nerd framed for the murder, who tells the story in flashback from
the electric chair. Early Sam Raimi film with a Bruce Campbell cameo
Crinoline Head - In this slasher movie
parody, students vacationing at a summer house are targeted by a mystery killer.
Damn Show, The - Collection of skits and spoofs starring Yucko the drunk
clown. Hilarious
Daredreamer -
Highschool dreamer, Winston, decides to make his dreams a reality when he
realizes he shares them with schoolmate Jennie and they embark on a fantasy
adventure of action and rock and roll
Dark Backward - A man pursues stand-up comedy encouraged by his fellow
garbage man. Though his friend, who accompanies him on accordion, continues to
tell him how great he is, he actually stinks. When the "comedian" grows a third
arm out of his back, the friend uses this twist to get him signed up with a
sleazy talent agent, and it begins to look like his career is on the move, even
though his girlfriend has left him.
Darktown Strutters - Directed by William
Witney and written by George Armitage, Darktown Strutters is quite simply, the
forerunner to I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA! It is slapstick comedy that was seen on a
bigger budget in BLAZING SADDLES, but because of the storyline it was quite
ahead of its time. The Darktown Strutters, a group of female bikers, come into
Watts, where Syreena(fearless leader of the quartet) is looking for her mother.
In the middle of it all, a racist, fast food magnate is plotting to manipulate
the Black community for his own intentions. Highly stylized, and fast-paced,
what makes Darktown Strutters so silly is its contemporary take on urban America
and racism.
Deathrow Gameshow - Chuck Toedan's the host of a gameshow featuring
death row convicts competing in life-or-death contests in hopes of cheating the
executioner or, at the very least, winning some nice prizes for their next of
kin. Not surprisingly, Chuck has made more than a few enemies, from outraged
viewers trying to ban his show, to families of losing contestants looking for
revenge. A hitman hired by one such family has shown up at Chuck's office, and
he'll need to enlist the help of his most outspoken critic to keep from ending
up like most of his contestants.
Delivery Boys - A gang of boys under the Brooklyn Bridge are united by their common interest in break dancing. Some work as pizza delivery boys, hence they call themselves the "Delivery Boys". They form a dance team and enter a local break dance contest, sponsored by a woman's panty manufacturer. A rival gang's sponsor intimidates their employer into thinking she must keep the boys working so they won't be harmed. She gives the boys some "specialized" deliveries to make them late for the contest. The antics and calamities abound as the boys wrestle with her work assignments and getting to the contest on time.
Desert Spirits - Chris and Gordon, temporarily stranded in the desert when their car breaks down, decide to take peyote to kill some time. Unbeknownst to them, the cactus buttons they consume are tickets into another world where lizards talk and demonic forces seek prey.
Disco Beaver From Outer Space - HBO made for T.V. National Lampoons mockery of everything that is wrong with cable TV. This is probably the best parody that National Lampoon has ever done. For anyone who remembers the 70's it is a real blast from the past on the attitudes and stupidity of that time, with some seedy comedy that is funnier than anything going on today. A collection of completely disconnected sketches that are portrayed as if the viewer is channel surfing, this is the perfect movie for group of immature high school kids or a group or immature older people to pop in the VCR and laught at the end, remember the 70's.
Doug's First Movie - Doug and his friends find a "monster" living in the woods outside their town, but when they find the monster is actually kind of nice, they find themselves hunted by "bad guys" who want the monster. In addition, Doug has to compete for the attention of Patti Mayonnaise with a snobby 8th grader, Guy Graham. Will Doug get to take Patti to the Valentine's Day dance? High quality transfer!
Dr Caligari - Mrs. Van Houten has shown signs of losing touch with reality, and her husband discusses possible treatment with Dr. Caligari, who says Mrs. Van Houten has a disease of the libido. The staff want Dr. Caligari removed from their facility due to her controversial experiments with electroshock and hypothalamus injections. As Dr. Caligari continues experimenting with her patients, her daughter and son-in-law attempt to stop her
Dr. Duck's Super Secret All Purpose Sauce - Doctor Duck's is a sequel to Michael Nesmith's earlier "Elephant Parts", and, like that earlier work, this is a compilation of short comedy sketches and music videos, showcasing then up-and-coming talent, including the likes of Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, and Garry Shandling.
Dream Date - Billie's daughter is going on her first date. Since he was a real girl chaser in high school, he is sure her date will be the same. So he gets a date with the school nurse, (he a widower) so he can follow her around and make sure she doesn't get into trouble.
Dream Trap - Alvin is the shy, geeky looking nerd on campus. The only sex he ever has is with his imaginary girlfriend. But one day, he falls in love with a live girl, Sue. He starts daydreaming about her and soon realizes that she also is a dreamer. Only, when they dream, the other person can feel it too...
Dreams Come True - Boy discovers how to dream travel. Only in this scenario he appears in real life at the location of his dreams while his "other" body lies in bed. He then teaches his girlfriend how to dream travel and together they share the adventures of their dreams.
Drop Dead Fred - A young woman who's attempting to find her place in the world battles with her controlling mother and a womanizing husband finds comfort and confusion with the appearance of her childhood friend. It is a zappy movie that emphasizes self-actualization.
Du-beat-e-o - An in debt filmmaker forces
people at gunpoint to help him finish his film in this unprecedented look at the
raw underside of the LA punk scene. Joan Jett performs in the revamping of the
punk scene--truly an obscure piece of trash.
Dynaman - In order to help him save Japan from his evil former partners,
Bernie Tanaka and Mel Fujitzu, Dr. Ho convinces five young adults to wear
different color costumes, take code-names, wear gadget watches and ride around
in a mech called "the Dynaship."
Electric Dreams - An artificially intelligent PC and his human owner find
themselves in a romantic rivalry over a woman.
Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend - Watch This Lonely Bastard Spend His Entire Life Savings on Call Girls in Less Than Two Weeks! This is the story of Marcus Templeton, a lonely security guard who blows all of his life savings on prostitutes because he is a TOTAL LOSER!
Fabio: A Time for Romance - Fabio acts out a bunch of romantic scenarios... I don't know why I have this, but now I feel like less of a man.
Firstborn - Because he's the oldest, Jake has been the man of the house, since his parents divorce. When Mom starts seeing Sam, who always seems to be trying some new way to get rich quick, and declares he's the man of the house now, Jake puts up with it. Until he discovers Sam's illegal activities.
Flesh Gordon - Emperor Wang (the Perverted)
is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth,
turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football
player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff,
they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face
them!
Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders -
Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a
group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being
simply known as Evil Presence has been rendering the men of their world
impotent, and the women are desperate for some form of relief. Flesh's
girlfriend Ardor, meanwhile, is following behind to try to keep him out of
trouble, but soon finds herself kidnapped by Evil Presence's henchman who has
plans of his own. Can Flesh get the men of this planet standing tall once again?
Fleshpot on 42nd Street - Fleshpot on 42nd Street is the Andy Milligan movie for people who don’t like Andy Milligan movies. Set in then-contemporary New York, the actors here aren’t battling with clunky home-made costumes, cloth-covered sets, or amateur-night gore. Instead, Fleshpot on 42nd Street has a wonderfully “authentic” vibe to it, enhanced by being shot in 16mm, that’s similar to the early Warhol-Morrissey movies, and completely at odds with the phony period feel of, say, The Rats are Coming! or The Man with Two Heads. Though Fleshpot is still full of Milligan’s trademark haphazard camera work, rotten sound, and non-stop chatter, it works by giving us a glimpse into an underground world populated by losers, social outcasts, and miscreants. The dialogue is nasty, the characters are creeps, and there’s a wonderfully unwholesome edge to it all. In fact, Fleshpot is good enough to make the current unavailability of Milligan’s other sexploitation films – such as Depraved, The Degenerates, and The Filthy Five – all the more regrettable. Distributed (and financed) by WILLIAM MISKIN, Fleshpot on 42nd Street (aka Girls on 42nd Street) is quite the gutter spectacle.
Fraternity Row - They didn't smoke grass. They didn't take the pill. They didn't do their own thing. They went to college in the Fifties. They pledged fraternities. They celebrated Hell Week. They were the buttoned-down, bottled-up generation. And sometimes they exploded. Story of an upper class college in the early '50s and how a "harmless" hazing resulted in a student's death.
Ganjasaurus Rex - This sci-fi horror
spoof has a pro-legalization of marijuana theme as it tells the story of
Government agents who accidentally unleash a gigantic prehistoric pothead upon
the planet while burning illegal crops in the Northern California Hills. Let's
just hope the giant lizard doesn't have a wicked case of the munchies!
Get Crazy - Mega-promoter Colin Beverly plans to sabotage the New Year's
1983 concert of small-time operator Max Wolfe. Wolfe's assistants Neil Allen and
Willie Loman find romance while trying to save the drugs, violence, and rock and
roll from Beverly's schemes
Gimme an 'F' -Can a squad of misfit cheerleaders with an over-age
trainer possibly win the big cheerleading competition? Looked down upon by the
other teams, it will be an difficult. Their lack of skill and talent make it
even harder.
Girlfriend From Hell - The Devil is a woman! She is on the run and being pursued by God's "chaser", (who is an ex-lover coincidently). The chase drops her in the lap of an ongoing birthday party where shy Maggie is on a blind date with equally shy David. As the Devil inhabits Maggie's body the fun starts.
Girly - Sexy, teenaged, immature Girly and her camera-wielding brother Sonny bring home unsuspecting men to Mumsy and Nanny, where they play games, and if they don't follow the rules, they're sent to the angels. One day they bring home a New Friend who has a few ideas for games of his own, though, and he begins to turn the foursome against each other.
GI Joe - Epic Saga - WHEN DID PLAYING WITH TOYS ON THE INTERNET BECOME ILLEGAL? On May 30th 2006, Benny and Rafi Fine received a Cease & Desist letter from Hasbro, Inc.. The company demanded they take their popular Internet series G.I. Joe: The Epic Saga off of their website at RavenStake.com for the use of Hasbros action figures and logos which constitutes copyright infringement. The letter states the videos must be taken down by June 9th, 2006 at 5pm EST, and the Brothers plan to comply. In a time that Internet rights are such an issue, the shutting down of the series only strengthens fears that the web is not a place for free expression. If the Fine Brothers toy-size comedy satire is at risk, where they made no monetary gain, then what is next. G.I. Joe: The Epic Saga is a trilogy of feature films split up into mini-series format to accommodate the online community. It stars figures from G.I. Joe, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and more.
Gli Imbroglioni - Extremely rare Lucio Fulci 1963 Comedy film! Franco and Ciccio are in custody for having sold fake archeological finds. Italian with no subtitles
Gnome Named Gnorm, A - Gnorm is just an
average Gnome. But he wants to impress the lady Gnomes by doing something
heroic. So he steals the Gnome's magic stones to expose them to sunlight to
recharge them. When he gets to the surface, (Gnome's live deep underground) he
witnesses a murder, and the killer ends up with his stones. Detective Casey, who
was working a sting operation with the murdered man, (another detective) is
blamed for botching the sting, and causing the death. Wanting to catch the
killer to clear his name, he teams up with Gnorm, who he accidentally discovers.
He is going to need Samantha's help, but she thinks he is a nut. You see, no one
else knows about Gnorm. Directed by Stan Winston
Gong Show Movie, The - A week in the life of "The Gong Show" host and
creator Chuck Barris who lives through a series of outrageous competitors,
stressful situations, a nervous breakdown and other comical characters involved
in his life and work on the TV show.
Good-bye Cruel World - Edgy sketch comedy is woven into one very UN-PC storyline about death and suicide. The nasty edge to the proceedings will appeal to fans of the dark side especially well. The movie attempts a bit of William Castle type nostalgia with "Audience Tests" for certain scenes. How much you wanna bet that the only outcome was the ones we see?
Great Bikini Off-Road Adventure, The - An ancient American Indian burial ground is threatened by an evil real estate developer when the owner of the land (who runs a local off road jeep tour company) has trouble with his business. His beautiful neice and her crew of beautiful friends take over the jeep tours and attract business and save the day the old fashioned way, by taking their tops off during the tours they are leading.
Hamburger... The Motion Picture - Russell has been expelled from several schools for lewd, crude and nude conduct. Busterburger University is his last chance at education and satisfying his disappointed parents
Hardbodies - Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit
Hardbodies 2 - A film crew is
traveling from America to Greece to produce a movie. Before their work is done
they will have to face many unusual situations, along with numerous
opportunities for the actresses to take their clothes off.
Harry & The Hendersons - Big foot moves in with a family, classic
Hey Good Lookin' - Ralph Bakshi, creator of "Fritz the Cat" and "Heavy Traffic" brings you the outrageous '50s the way they really were. A middle-aged woman meets a strange man on the streets at night who shows her the remains of a leather jacket. He takes her back to Brooklyn of 1953, and tells her about Vinnie, his gang, the Stompers, his girl Roz, his friend Crazy Shapiro, and the all-out rumble with the black rival gang, the Chaplins.
History of White People in America, The
- In ths "mockumentary," host Martin Mull discusses the contributions
that white people have made to the U.S., visits the Institute of White Studies,
and follows a typical white family as they go about their everyday lives.
History of White People In America II -
Follow-up to Martin Mull's first entry into the History of White People series,
starring all the same faces, with some new ones too: Fred Willard, Harry
Shearer, Michael McKean, Mary Kay Place, George Wendt and Stella Stevens. And
where better to study white people than Ohio?
History of White People In America III:
Portrait of a White Marriage - A daytime
talk show is moved from a large city to the small town where Fred Willard and
Mary Kay Place's characters live. At the same time, the town-folk try to take
advantage of having a "celebrity" in their midst. That's the backdrop. The major
plot points are the falling out of the marriage between Willard and Place's
characters. Willard gets "help" from the clergyman's therapist wife; Place finds
solace in the arms of Mull. Smalltown rumors abound.
Home Movies - Keith Gordon is a creative young man who films the oddball doings of his family and peers. "The Maestro" appears frequently to give him pointers on his techniques. It's almost a film about a young man making the film. One of Brian De Palma's first films!
Hot Resort - A group of young men get jobs at a Caribbean resort, but choose to spend more of their time chasing girls and avoiding their boss than taking care of guests.
Hot T-shirts - In order to avoid the closure a bar the owner and some friends organize a wet-T-shirt competition. As they thought this attracks new people and certainly money.
Hot Tomorrows - Weird little comedy from the late '70s with Hervé Villechaize (of 'Fantasy Island') and a guest appearance by the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo!
Hot To Trot - Fred P. Chaney receives as
inheritance after the death of his mother a speaking horse that also has good
knowledge about the stock-market. With the help of this horse Fred gains a lot
at the stock-market of Chicago.
Howard The Duck - A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld
to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. High quality widescreen print!
Human Highway - The new owner of a roadside diner stuck in a town built around an always leaking nuclear power plant plans to torch the place to collect insurance. However, an assortment of bizare characters and weird events (such as spaceships flying around) gets in his way. Starring Neil Young
I'm From Hollywod UNCUT - The "uncut" version from Lynne Margulies that runs 1:01:00
I Due Evasi Di Sing Sing -
Extremely rare Lucio Fulci 1964 Comedy film!
Two attendants in a public toilet in New York save the life of the Mafia boss
Attanasia. Attanasia turns one of them into a successful boxer by setting up his
matches and makes the other into his right hand. When a gang war starts the two
are accused of the murders and are sentenced to death. When the execution day
comes they refuse to leave their cell, even when they are proved innocent. No
subtitles
I Due Para -
Extremely rare Lucio Fulci 1965 Comedy film!
Two penniless Italian buskers want to go to the USA but get on the wrong ship
and end up in South America in a concentration camp where they are rescued by
American parachutists from. Afterwards they become big shots in the States but
their dream comes to an end : they are sent to fight in Vietnam. No subtitles
I Woke Up Early The Die I Died - A mental patient escapes from the looney bin in drag, robs a bank, and goes on the lam! Written By Ed Wood
If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! - An hilarious sketch-style comedy in the style of Carry On, featuring profane old ladies, impotent men, gay cowboys, sex contests, extremely unfaithful husbands and wives and just about anything else to do with sex imaginable. The film's highlight is the gorgeous Swedish model Uschi Digard,who somehow manages to get unclothed in every single sketch she stars in
In God We Tru$t - Raised in a Trappist monastery, the innocent Brother Ambrose (Feldman) sets out to find money to save the bankrupt monastery. His education in worldliness is provided by a hooker (Lassiter). He eventually petitions G.O.D. (voice of Pryor) for the cash.
Invisible Kid - A nerdy teenage scientist discovers a formula for invisibility, and uses it to take revenge on all those who have wronged him--and also to spy on the girls' shower room.
It’s Not the Size That Counts (AKA Percy's Progress)
- Percy, the man with the world's first penis transplant, discovers that there
is a chemical in the city's water that makes men impotent. Featuring Vincent
Price!
Jerk Too - yes its true, they made a sequel
Jerky Boys Movie - Widescreen DVD source! When two unemployed
telephone pranksters decide to use their vocal "talents" to impersonate a
Chicago mob boss and curry favor with organized crime in New York, the trouble
begins. It isn't long before Johnny and Kamal (the "Jerky Boys" of crank call
fame) are wanted by the local mafia, the police, and their neighbor.
Jerry Springer: The Opera - A British opera based on Jerry Springer
Jetsons Meet The Flintstones -
Fred Flintstone and George Jetson have some things in common: They have back
breaking jobs and families to support, but they soon find out a little more
about one another one peculiar day when George Jetson's son Elroy builds a time
machine, the family thinks it a joke but agrees to try it out anyway. It was
built to take them further into the future, but instead (thanks to Astro) they
get sent back to Prehistorica Days. Back to the town of Bedrock.
Jimmy The Boy Wonder - HG Lewis' attempt at
a musical children's film! Tired of the drudgery of his daily routine,
young Jimmy shouts out, "I wish time would stop!" Somehow, his wish gets heard
by the master clock, and everyone (except Jimmy) is frozen in their tracks.
Observing this catastrophe is a magical astronomer, who sends his daughter
Aurora to talk Jimmy into helping her undo the damage before the evil Mr. Fig
seizes the opportunity to take over the world. As Jimmy and Aurora travel to the
end of the world to replace the Golden Globe in the master clock, they pass
through strange new places, all the while with Mr. Fig trying to stop them on
their mission.
Joysticks - Classic 80s teens sex comedies about a group of teens running
an arcade trying to get shut down by parents and destroyed by punk rockers.
Jungle Burger - First, there was "Fritz the Cat"...Then, "Heavy Traffic"...And now, THE FUNNIEST ADULT CARTOON EVER! Shame, the ape man of the jungle, is aghast when his woman, June, is kidnapped by a gang of giant penises. They take her to their queen, Bazunga, a bald woman with fourteen breasts. After tangling with a gang of great white hunters, a marauding lion and the Molar Men, Shame sets off to rescue her with only his faithful friend Flicka at his side. He heads for that darkest of areas ..... Bush Country!
Kamillions - Nathaniel Pickman Wingate has opened a gateway to another dimension using equations and equipment in his basement laboratory. His wife, Nancy, wants him to get ready for his own birthday party. He wants his son Sam to help him. Sam is up in his room looking at pictures of Jasmine on his computer, and a poster of her arrives which he puts in his closet. Although it is Nathan's birthday, the family is enthralled by a visit from Cousin Desmon, who is now a count in Liechtenstein. While Sam is away getting equipment for his father with his friend Alex, his father gets sucked into the other dimension, and a creature from the parallel universe escapes, pursued by another. The first temporarily traps the second with its spit, attacks Desmon, and becomes a duplicate, absorning his thoughts from the unconscious body. The other manages to get free, and unable to find a human to mimic, finds the poster of Jasmine, and becomes her. Sam soon finds her, and becomes his new girlfriend, but she has to find the false Desmon and take him back to their dimension to keep him from harming himself or Sam's family. Sam's sister Linda ("Lindy") is obsessed with talking on the phone, and can neither spell "Desmon" (she spells it "Dezmon") or Chameleon (she spells it "Kamillion", hence the title), what Nathan called the creatures on his tape recorder. The false Desmon drives away Emma the French maid, and plays childish, seemingly deadly pranks on the rest of the family: Angelica, a slut who owns half the house, Larry, a minister, supposedly born again, but badly sinning, and Floyd, a mechanic. Both chameleons try to figure out the ways of the new dimension, while Desmon finds new ways to make mischief, but I can't give away why. Meanwhile, everyone is operating on Nathan's belief that after the four hours of coolant runs out, half the planet will be blown away.
Killer Pussy - Four back packers travel to the Amazon and end up picking up a parasite that lives inside woman's vagina's ,this is going to be a sure fire hit among horror genre fans. There are currently no subtitles for this film as none have been released any where as of yet, but the film is pretty easy to follow and is still down right hilarious without them! No Subs
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains - Corrine Burns retreats far into plans for her band, The Fabulous Stains, after her mother's death. So far that she gets them (she and two cousins) on a tour with a washed-out glam-rock group and a rising British punk band, radically changes her appearance, attracts a cult following and national media attention. With luck like this, what could go wrong?
Legends of the Superheroes - The adventures of many of DC Comics greatest superheroes and villains. In the first episode, The Challenge, the superheroes must race against time to stop the diabolical supervillains' plot to destroy the world. In the second episode, The Roast, the superheroes pay tribute to Batman and Robin in the form of a roast which even the villains attend.
Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout - After a nice shower, Linnea does some warm-up stretches and then goes for a run. She encounters some flabby zombies who follow her back to the house, where she leads them in some poolside aerobic routines. Later she unwinds by inviting some girlfriends over for a slumber party and some exercise. When something goes bump in the house, her friends begin experiencing an attrition problem
Lisztomania - A wild and imaginitive send-up of the bawdy life of Romantic composer/piano virtuoso Franz Liszt (played by The Who's Roger Daltrey). Director Ken Russell utilizes ubiquitous phallic imagery and devotes a good portion of the film to Liszt's "friendship" with fellow composer Richard Wagner. The film begins during the time when Franz would give piano performance to a crowd of shrieking teenage fans while maintaining affairs with his (multiple!) mistresses. He eventually seeks Princess Carolyne of St. Petersburg (at her invitation), elopes, and, after their marriage is forbidden by the Pope (Ringo Starr), he embraces the monastic life as an abbe. Often scorned by critics for director Ken Russell's metaphoric interpretation of Liszt's life (in lieu of a more literal one), Lisztomania plays like a trip through a fun house and contains enough symbolism to appease any film buff.
Little Darlings - Two 15-year old girls from different sides of the tracks compete to see who will be first to lose their virginity while at camp
Little Noises - A struggling writer (Crispin
Glover) steals poems written by his mute friend to achieve fame and fortune.
Longshot - Two foosball enthusiasts wishing to become professional soccer
players in Europe develop a plan to raise enough money to finance their trip to
Europe. Their plan is to work up the ladder through local foosball tournaments
to the grand $50,000 World Championships in Tahoe.
Luggage Of The Gods - An airplane carrying several counterfeit paintings, worth millions to the counterfeiters, suffers a malfunction in the cargo hold, spilling the paintings, as well as all the luggage, near a colony of cave men that has existed unaltered in the middle of America for millenia. Two of the men from the colony find the crashed luggage and begin to assimilate themslves into modern culture using the luggage, and that's when the fun begins. When the counterfeiters come in search of their loot, they find a lot more than they bargained for!
Lunatics: A Love Story - In the seedy part of Los Angeles, a man who writes poetry has spent six months without leaving his apartment because of his paranoid delusions involving sadistic doctors, rappers, and spiders. A woman who seems to jinx things by wanting to help is dumped by her boyfriend and finds herself penniless on the streets, and soon runs afoul of a local gang. Due to a telephone glitch, the man calls her at a phone booth trying to dial a "talk line" and invites her to his place. There they must help each other to overcome their respective problems.
Ma Barker Story, The - A musical comedy based on the day to day life of the notorious 1930s Barker Gang. Filmed on location at the Barker Ranch, the Spahn Ranch and in downtown Trona. Starring the Goddess Bunny as Ma Barker, Brett and Bubba of Psycho-Drama as Herman and Freddie Barker, Glen Meadmore as Alvin Karpis, X-Tina as Rembrandt and Harlan as Pa Barker
Mad, Mad, Mad Monsters - Made for TV sequel to the popular monster cartoon
Magic Land of Mother Goose - For fans of
hardcore strangeness. In 1967, gore/horror schlockmesister Hershall Gordon Lewis
filmed a kid's stage show and tried to pass it off as a kiddie movie.
Man Called Rainbo, a -
Redubbed Version of Stallone's REBEL with funny results. Stallone is a
Nam-deserter hippy who has to help start World War III. The humor consists of
sex, drugs, and poop jokes. Also see Night of the Day of the Dawn.
Martians Go Home - Song writer Mark Devereaux accidentally calls millions of green Martians to invade Earth. No they aren't dangerous, just wise-cracking, intrusive, pain in neck, annoyances. No one can escape their distracting influence. It's up to Mark to figure out how they got here, and most importantly, how to get rid of them before they drive everyone crazy!
Matilda -
A small-time talent agent discovers an amazing boxing kangaroo and figures to
use it as his stepping-stone into the big time. Hilarious
obscure 70s family movie with a guy in a horrible kangaroo costume!
Meatballs 2 - A group of kids attempt to save a summer camp that's
a financial failure.
Meatballs 3 - A 14-year-old boy named Rudy is trying
desperately to lose his virginity. When he spends the night with his friend
Wendy (whom secretly loves him and he doesn't realize she's the one for him) and
they watch a porno film called "E.A.T. M.E.: The Sextra-Terestrial" starring
Roxanne Du Jour. When the movie is turned off, they discover on the news that
the famous porn star has died. Meanwhile in Heaven, Roxanne must become an angel
by committing one good deed. She decides to help young Rudy lose his virginity.
It just so happens that Rudy has a crush on the "Love Goddess" who just happens
to be the sister of the town bully, Mean Gene
Meet The Feebles - Early Peter Jackson film about a group of drug
addicted, horny, blood thirsty muppets.
Mondo Trasho - John Waters First Film, This is a new Special Edition
featuring: John Waters On Real Time With Bill Maher, Rare John Waters Smoking
Ad, John Waters & Divine On David Letterman, Movies That Will Corrupt You,
Easter Eggs & More!
Moron Movies & Moron Movies 2 - A collection of oddball "home movies".
Too hilarious to describe accurately
Movie Maker, The
- A young filmmaker arrives in Hollywood and tries to get his first movie
financed. Also known as Smart Alec
Moving Violations - A group of careless and unlucky drivers are sentenced
to attend traffic school to keep their records clean
Mr. Freedom - Mr. Freedom, a pro-America superhero who fights for God and country by beating, robbing, raping and killing anyone who looks like they might disagree with him. When he hears that France is in danger of falling to the Commies, Mr. Freedom heads overseas to set things right. When the welcome he receives isn't quite as warm as he expected, he gives up hope of steering the French away from the Reds and decides to salvage what he can by destroying the entire country.
Mr Mike's Mondo Video - Mike
O'Donoghue's parody of "Mondo Cane" showcases curious performers, strange
musicians, celebrity mutations and unusual short films, including Thomas Alva
Edison's "Elephant Electrocution".
Multiple Maniacs - The traveling sideshow 'Lady Divine's Cavalcade of
Perversions' is actually a front for a group of psychotic kidnappers, with Lady
Divine herself the most vicious and depraved of all - but her life changes after
she gets raped by a fifteen-foot lobster. This is a new Special Edition
featuring: -Short Film: Diane Linkletter Story -Love Letter To Edie -Mink Stole
Q&A -John Waters on IFC -Divine Interviews & Live Performance
MST3K: The Movie - Do I really need to describe this one? ;)
My Best Friends Birthday - Quentin Tarantino's 1st Film, also includes
who do you think you're fooling? Documentaries
My Demon Lover - Denny has yet again been left by her thug boyfriend Chip. It seems as if she is doomed to be stuck with awful guys, this time she has to choose between nerdy Charles and the strange Kaz, who turns into a monster when sexually aroused because a mother once found him embracing her daughter and used an old world spell on him. He is presently a sort of street bum, with little hope for the future. Denny (Michele Little) is a sweet blonde lady who loves to rescue those in need. Naturally, Denny takes Kaz home and swears she'll help him get back on his feet. She is blissfully ignorant of his transformation. What happens when she learns the truth? And could Kaz be terrorizing the neighborhood at night, too?
My Lovely Burnt Brother and His Squashed Brain
- Underground Italian extremely gory, gross-out "comedy" (in early John Waters
vein) about a badly burnt morphine junkie who is turned into a zombie after he
gets injected with infected urine by his pug-ugly, crazy sister.
Naked Ape -
It's beyond me why this movie isn't better regarded.
Produced by Hugh Hefner's Playboy Productions--which, must
as you might object to its trademark "bunny" objectifying of
women--it takes the theses of Desmond Morris'
pop-anthropology book and translates them into a series of
pro-sex, but more importantly pro-tenderness and
pro-humanism sketches.
Some are cleverly animated (in various styles), others acted
out in terms that range from the satiric to the tragic. The
non-cartoon segments are primarily acted out by an
appealingly goofy, vulnerable if muscled-up (from his
juvenile TV stardom days on "The Rifleman) Johnny Crawford,
and pert young Victoria Principle. (Stills from her nude
scenes here were much later exploited as bogus evidence of a
past "softcore" career after she'd achieved fame in the TV
series "Dallas.")
Neighbors - Awesome quality
anamorphic widescreen copy! One man's quiet suburban life takes a sickening
lurch for the worse when a young couple move into the deserted house next door.
From the word go it is obvious these are not the quiet professional types who
*should* be living in such a nice street. As more and more unbelievable events
unfold, our hero starts to question his own sanity... and those of his family.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the
Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating,
Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D - Some dude took
Night of the Living Dead and redubbed it, much funnier then one would think
Night They Robbed Big Bertha's, The - Big Bertha is the popular, full-figured owner of the community's most successful whorehouse and moonshine racketeering enterprise. Some guys decide to rob the place, the local cops just happen to coincidentally be "visiting" the girls, moonshine is discovered, slapstick ensues.
Nothing Lasts Forever - An artist fails a
test and is required to direct traffic in New York City's Holland Tunnel. He
winds up falling in love with a beautiful woman, who takes him to the moon on a
Lunar Cruiser.
Nukie - Really bad E.T. Rip off, hilariously bad, worse then mac and me!
Occasional Work of a Female Slave - That rarest of movies: a left wing comedy which doesn't hang itself up in questions of 'realism' but does involve itself very closely with the everyday flux of political and social pressures. Alexandra Kluge (the director's sister) plays a young housewife and mother who works as a part-time abortionist; her cynical complacency gives way to a bright-eyed 'activism' when she's forced out of the job and starts waging a one-woman war against the authorities, the bosses, and the tyranny of the family. Kluge charts her hopeless campaign through documentary (an unblinking look at the fact of abortion) and witty fiction alike, his methods recalling both Brecht and Godard; everything is informed by a kind of wry humour that keeps the plot in perspective without tempering its immediacy. It's hard to think of another film that's as honest, relevant and yet not disillusioned as this.
Odd Job, The - Rare 1978 Comedy starring Graham Chapman. Arthur Harris is a happily married man who returns from his job to discover that his wife, Fiona, is leaving him. Devastated he gets really drunk and tries to commit suicide. After a few setbacks and while he is trying to electrocute himself with a lamp, the door bell rings. An odd man in a leather coat asks if there are any odd jobs that he can perform. Arthur hires the man to kill him. The next day his wife returns, but the man he hired is still trying to kill him...
Over Her Dead Body -
Enid is horrible, her husband and younger sister are having an affair. When Enid
walks in on them 'enjoying' themselves, she is furious. A fight develops and
Enid is hit over the head with a heavy object. One disaster after another
ensues, as they attempt to make Enid's death look like an accident.
Over-Sexed Rugsuckers From Mars - Tiny naked aliens (animated through the
wonders of Playdoh) set down on earth with a plan to mate humans with vacuum
cleaners, starting with a homeless derelict who makes it with a stand-up vac
(affectionately nicknamed Daisy). But the vacuum unexpectedly takes on a life of
its own, strangling humans with its cord, and sucking all their blood out. The
Bum then falls in love with the "rugsucker" and goes on a quest to find it. See
a man kissing a vacuum! See a guy going down on a clay figure! See a woman give
birth to a cabbage patch dustbuster!
Paradise Motel - Sam Kehoe moves from Seattle to a new school in
California. Trying to make friends, Sam manages to free up the honeymoon suite
in his dad's motel so his friends are able to use the room for sex.
Party Camp - A teenage boy takes a job as a counselor at a summer camp. He finds that the camp is run like a military training camp, and he resolves to turn it into Party Central.
Pigs Vs Freaks - In a small town, the hippie
faction often clashes with the mainstream. To settle their differences, the
hippie "freaks" take on the town police "pigs" in a football game. On opposing
sides of the fence are Frank, the police sergeant, and his son Neal. Also at
odds are Neal and one time friend Doug, a returned Vietnam Vet who has joined
the police force, who is also protective of his younger sister who prefers the
hippie element. To make things even more intense, Mickey South, who has fled to
Canada to avoid the war, returns to play for the Freaks football team. Tensions
mount and all are challenged as the climax of the film approaches.
Pink Angels - Gang of transvestite bikers go on a road trip.
Please Don't Touch Me - Pre-Christian Ron Ormond sexual insanity! A woman who is unable to have sex with her husband goes to a psychiatrist for help. He sends her to a hypnotist, who finds out she has a deep, dark secret.
Porn N Chicken - Comedy Central TV Movie.
Tyro Ebon Moss-Bachrach is Josh "Hutch" Hutchinson, a high-strung Yale undergrad
whose only goal is to get into a prestigious law school. Best buddies Quentin
(Alex Burns) and Andy (Geoffrey Arend) loosen him up one day by introducing him
to the joys of fried chicken, a six-pack and DEBBIE DOES DALLAS--a seemingly
harmless experience that evolves into something more entrepreneurial. After
liking the evening a little too much--and to impress attractive hippie chick
Polly (Angela Goethals)--the chaps establish a secret society that starts as
strictly a guy's haven but eventually gets a rep as a place to go, for everyone,
that challenges both university regs and repression.
Purple People Eater - A kid plays the old novelty song "Purple People
Eater" and the creature actually appears. The two then proceed to help an
elderly couple who are being evicted by their greedy landlord.
Private Resort - This is the story of two teenage boys who are guests at
a Florida resort for the weekend. Their only interest is, of course, chasing
girls, but fate has much more in store for them.
Rapper Hero, The - Nelli's parents want her to study and go to medical school but she decides different: she wants to make a record of r'n'b music. Nelli meets Sune, a DJ from a rap band Kärkiryhmä. These to come from very different worlds and live very different lives. Finnish with no subtitles
Rats Are Coming! Werewolves Are Here! - A gruesome tale of man-eating rats and blood-sucking werewolves! The daughter in a family of werewolves decides to put an end to the family curse. By Andy Milligan
Rented Lips - A documentary filmmaker, who has spent the last 15 years making films like "Aluminum: Our Shiny Friend," is finally given the chance to make the documentary on Indian farming he has always wanted to. The catch? He must simultaneously direct a porn film. But as he tries to make the porn film, which he turns into a musical called "Halloween in the Barracks," he must deal with a temperamental actor, a fundamentalist preacher, and other obstacles.
Revenge of Billy the Kid - The horny farmer McDonald has his wicked way with a goat. Life returns to normal for the family, until the goat gives birth! The mutant off spring, called Billy, is tormented by the Farmer's sons, only the daughter feels any pity for him. It isn't long before Billy, who keeps growing bigger, plans revenge...
Road Lawyers and Other Briefs - A collection of four short films that range from the amusing to downright difficult to sit through. Contains: Road Lawyers - An award winning comedic look at renegade lawyers in a Mad Max world, searching for the last client on Earth...and a cup of coffee! Escape from Heaven - Is a nun guaranteed a place in heaven...even if she's a real pain in the ass? Radar Men on the Moon - Comedy at its finest in this variation of the classic Commando Cody serial. Hairline - Is he losing his hair or losing his mind? Is it possible that his head is growing?
Rock & Roll High
School Forever - Those rambunctious kids are back in school and back
in trouble in a smash sequel to the 1978 worldwide hit. Corey Feldman leads a
rock and roll rally at Ronald Reagon High, but must triumph over the evil plans
of the school's fascist principal, Vadar (Mary Woronov), who wants to halt the
school dance and run their school like a prison.
Rubin And Ed - Reclusive Rubin Farr teams up with vocal but unsuccessful
multi-level salesman Ed Tuttle on a quest to bury Rubin's dead cat in the
"perfect spot." Their trip takes them across Utah's desert where they have
run-ins with Ed'd ex-wife Rula and an elusive Andy Warhol critic.
Saturday the 14th - Primarily a spoof of the
Friday the 13th series, but also takes shots at several other horror films.
After his family moves to a new house, a young boy discovers a mysterious book
describing the curse hanging over the date of Saturday the 14th. Opening the
book releases a band of monsters into the house, and the family must join
together to save themselves and their neighborhood.
Saturday the 14th Strikes Back - Eddie and
his family have just inherited a spooky wreck of a house. What they do not know
about the house is that it was built over an evil passage way, but they are soon
to discover the wacky evil it releases.
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills - A divorcee (Mary Woronov), whose house is being fumigated, temporarily moves in with a friend (Jacqueline Bissett), whose husband has recently passed away. Meanwhile two of the workmen (Robert Beltran, Ray Sharkey) make a bet that they can bed the women and the games are on. Mixed into the mess of filthy rich individuals are Woronov's ex (Wallace Shawn), her script-writer brother (Ed Begley, Jr.), his new African-American wife (Arnetia Walker), Bissett's precocious daughter (Rebecca Scheffer), and the ghost of Bissett's husband (Paul Mazursky). The film offers a satire on the social, racial, and hedonistic lifestyles of the rich and famous.
Screen Test - A group of sex-crazy guys pose as porno filmmakers just to audition groups of lovelies in various states of undress. Eventually, they're pressurized into coming up with an actual movie.
Second Sight - John Larroquette is the head of a detective agency that is hired to find a missing person, probably kidnapped. They employ the help of a mystic/psychic to help find the missing girl
Senior Week - Everett and his party-hungry buddies embark on an all-night road-trip to the Florida beaches, for a week of fun, sun, and beautiful women. Mayhem ensues when 2 jealous girl-friends show up unexpectedly, along with a psycho teacher who's hunting down Everett because he owes her an overdue term-paper.
Sex and Violence Family Hour, The - A jumble of sexual skits such as The Big Salami, The Brady Bang, And Leather And Chains. Featuring a young Jim Carrey!
Sex O'Clock News, The - The featured station is KSEX and Doug Ballard and Lydia Mahan play the anchors in a broadcast where blue does not mean melancholy. Aside from parodies of overplayed TV commercials and stereotyped co-anchor dialogue, Vanderbes has also excerpted segments from newsreels and other real footage that take on unintended meanings when seen out context. Lots of sex jokes, lots of boobies, lots of class! This is along the lines of other "knee slappers", The Boob Tube(1975), The Groove Tube(1972) and The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)
Shelf Life - 3 Grown-up children act out
scenes from television shows because this is all they know. Trapped in a
bomb-shelter, they act out one hilarious and surreal snippet of melodrama after
another, their daily cultural rituals based upon childhood and television.
Shrunken Heads - Neighborhood gang members murder three kids on a New
York street. They are brought back to life by a Haitian voodoo priest to get
revenge on their killers.
Silence Of The Hams - A rookie FBI agent, Jo Dee Foster (Billy Zane), has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a killer who has killed over 120 people. But to find out more about the Psycho Killer, Jo is forced to meet Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza (Dom DeLuise), a famous doctor turned cannibal who ate pizzas with human body parts. Meanwhile, Jo's girlfriend, Jane Wine (Charlene Tilton), has just stolen $400,000 in cash from her money-hungry boss, Mr. Laurel (Rip Taylor), so she and Jo can be happy, but gets lost in a really horrible storm, caused mostly by a special effects crew behind her car, and stops at the Cemetery Motel, where the owner, Antonio Motel (Ezio Greggio), is dominated by his insane mother ('Shelly Winters').
Sixpack Annie - Sixpack Annie is firmly part
of the redneck genre that exploded across drive-in screens during the 70's.
Basically the film revolves around poor, dimwitted, naive, but sincere Annie
trying to save the family restaurant by finding herself a "Sugar Daddy" in the
"big city" of Miami, Florida. Its your basic country girl in over her head story
as Annie's innocent but scrappy bumpkin ways crash into all these city folk
sensibilities... well, sort of, she never makes it beyond sleazy Miami hotel
bars, but I guess that is a tad more sophisticated than her backwoods
upbringing. Wacky highjinks ensue.
Skatetown USA - The Rock and Roller Disco Movie of the Year!
Skidoo - Ex-gangster Tony Banks is called out of retirement by mob kingpin God to carry out a hit on fellow mobster "Blue Chips" Packard. When Banks demurs, God kidnaps his daughter Darlene on his luxury yacht. Features Jackie Gleason on acid!
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
- Very rare post apocalyptic Australian black comedy. The world is a blazing
atomic hell. Civilisation is dying in agony... What do you do? ...THROW A PARTY!
This one is very very rare.
Spring Break - Stu & O.T. are two studs from the big city who arrive in
Fort Lauderdale for spring break. They discover that the room they had reserved
in an over-crowded motel is already being occupied by Nelson & Adam, a pair of
college-nerds. With no other accomodations available, Nelson & Adam reluctantly
agree to share the room with Stu & O.T., who promise to show them a good time.
The wet-T-shirt contests and beer-guzzling-fun are threatened when Nelson's
controlling step-dad shows up, along with a building inspector who wants to shut
down the motel.
State Park - An evil business man wants to build a pesticide factory next to an old city park, with secret plans to dump toxic waste in the area. The man's biggest problem is a local male protester who dresses into a bear costume and does everything he can to prevent this ecological disaster. Meanwhile, different teens with different stories get their lives crossed as they intend to participate in saving the park.
Stop Calling Me Baby - Here's the skeleton in Jodie Foster's closet! She plays a teen virgin desperate to "pop her cherry" (her words, not mine) in French-made sex force; Never released in America! with Sydne Rome; the director is credited as "Eric Le Hung" (this is an obvious pseudonym; the actual director is presumed to be either co-star Jean Yanne or Claude Chabrol, a personal friend of Yanne.
Stormy Justice - Andy and the gang set up a "People's Court" type show and bring in unsuspecting litigants to stand before Judge Tony Clifton... It was at this disk that I laughed hardest out of all of them. Also features Tony Clifton's movie on the same disk.
Student Bodies - a killer named the Breather terrorizes students at a high school. Whenever the killer finds students having sex, he kills them. He has some intense issues with which to deal. He likes to breathe heavily, and he likes to make prank calls while talking through a rubber chicken. STUDENT BODIES is a great, satirical take on the bevy of horror flicks that flooded theater and drive-in screens (and consequently, polluted video store shelves) in the eighties.
SubUrbia - Five young losers spend their days and nights wasting their lives away, hanging out in parking lots and occasionally mentioning that they might want to make something of themselves... someday. On this particular night, they are visited by an old high school friend who has escaped their suburban town to become a pop star. Widescreen Laserdisc source
Summer Job - A group of young party-kids land a job at a summer resort and have a blast in the process. The guys compete with each other for the chicks, and the chicks do the same. Come the end of summer, they plan a big summer/beach blowout. The movie consists of everything needed for a USA Up! All Night flick, hot chicks, funny pranks, cheesy acting, fun storyline and lots of ass and boobage. Can't go wrong.
Summer School Teachers - A trio of naive,
but eager young Midwestern women go to California to teach summer school classes
at Regency High School. Perky, willful Candice ("Hollywood Boulevard,"
"Chatterbox!") Rialson starts up and coaches an all-female football team; she
also becomes romantically involved with gawky, but amicable fellow student
teacher Christopher Barrett. Stuffy Bible banging chemistry teacher Pat ("T.N.T.
Jackson") Anderson manages to loosen up after she falls hard for surly juvenile
delinquent Will Carney. Pert, liberated photography instructor Rhonda Leigh
("Cover Girl Models") Hopkins has sex with both a two-faced male chauvinist jerk
and a more decent, understanding guy.
Sun Bunnies - A reporter for a gossip magazine stays at a beach house
near that of a movie star to investigate reports that he had had a sex change
operation. Rare film written by Ed Wood!
Supergrass, The - While taking a holiday in the country with his mother, Dennis hits on a scheme to impress a girl so that she'll go away on a trip with him as his girlfriend. Although he fails to gain any interest from the girl, the police take a great interest in his story. From this point on, Dennis digs a deeper hole for himself at every turn. Full uncut version!
Surf II - Evil Nerd Menlo wants to
get revenge on some surfers by selling a bad batch of soda called Buzz Cola
which turns people into mutant zombies. Its upto Jocko, Chuck, Bob and their
surfer buddies to save the day. Never saw Surf 1? Well
don't worry, there never was a part 1!
Surgikill - A masked killer is killing off doctors, nurses, and patients
at a poorly run Los Angeles hospital. Andy Milligan's last film
Sweater Girls - A group of teenage girls forms a club, The Sweater Girls, to preserve their virginity.
Tammy And The T-Rex - An evil scientist
implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, in an animatronic
Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors and is
reunited with his sweetheart Tammy. Together, the couple try to elude the mad
scientist and the police and find a more appropriate vessel for Michael's brain.
They Eat Scum - The one that started it all ! Cannibalism !!! Kidnapping
!!!! Rabid poodles!!! Anarchy !!!! Banned from the collective !!!! "The vilest
and most revolting performance of sadism I have ever seen. Please do what you
can to stop it." - Louis Cohen, The wall street journal - Monday, December 20,
1982 (front page). Directed by Nick Zedd
Think Big - Two somewhat retarded truckers hired to transport toxic waste
across the country get caught up with a teen genius who stows away on their
truck. Starring the Barbarian Brothers!
They Bite - If you can handle gore and bizzare sex this movie is right up your alley A photographer captures on film a creature that appeared from the waters and devoured his model. A beautiful ichthyologist arrives on the scene to investigate the event. While trying to find leads, she meets a young director of a "monster" sexploitation film. The two compete to discover the truth behind the mysterious creature, but in the process, find themselves drawn deeper and deeper into the depths of the ocean, where they come face-to-face with an extraterrestrial craft and a ghastly secret.
Thundercrack! - Take a cliched Horror-story beginning, a remote Gothic mansion, an insane hostess, a group of strangers (four men, three women and a gorilla) and you pretty much begin to see that this is not meant to be a serious film, but rather a parody of several other (older and better) ones. Social and sexual confusion & misunderstanding guarantees that this odd cast of characters will come together and entertain & amuse for 120 minutes. (2 DVDs)
Tougher Than Leather - Legendary hip-hop group Run-D.M.C. stars in this cross between a blaxploitation film and a spaghetti western. They must find and punish the evil drug lord-record company executive who murdered their friend. Along the way, they encounter racist bikers, blonde bimbos, and the Beastie Boys!
Transylvania Twist - The nephew of a librarian must go collect a 200 year old book, "The Book of Ulthar." that should have never been checked out by the Evil Count Orlock cause one of the spells in it could bring about the end of the world. During his trip to the castle, he meets Marissa, a gorgeous rock star and heir to the castle's fortune. There they must confront the only other heir to the fortune and the book, Uncle Byron; and Uncle Byron and his 3 adopted nieces all have very, very, very broad smile.
Two Idiots In Hollywood - Idiots Taylor Dupp and Murphy Wegg flee their humdrum existence in Dayton, Ohio for the glamour of Hollywood. Murphy turns his complete lack of talent into a career as a television producer ("The Pac-Man Show"), while Taylor is unjustly accused of murder.
Under the Boardwalk - Romeo &Juilet meets a surf flick
Underachievers - a high school is forced somehow to offer free classes to anybody. So somehow prisoners and weirdos end up taking such classes as underwater ballet, jewelry making, and whatever class the star trek nymphomaniac teaches. Somehow the teachers who don't want to work for free are made out to be the badguys.
United Trash - If think the guy I got it from sums it up best: "Possibly one of the most fucked up Troma-esque movies you'll ever see. A German fag, who is part of a UN peacekeeping mission in Africa, has a nympho wife who fucks a crazy Catholic priest and gives birth to a deformed Negro midget. The child, named Jesus Peter Pan, is supposedly the son of God, and also has a huge pussy growing out of his forehead that shoots out sperm. All the while the African warlord is attempting to get the natives to complete his space program, which consists of an abandoned V2 rocket, in an attempt to destroy the United States. Dialogue is about half German, half English but with no subtitles. Insane!"
Unmasked Part 25 - Jackson is a lonely serial killer who is really beginning to question the point of all his killing. He is losing focus on why he started to kill in the first place. The future looks bleak until he meets a blind girl, Shelly, who begins to show him that life isn't so bad. It is all up to Jackson to decide if he's going to stop killing and start learning responsibility and think about finding a real job and starting a family.
Vals, The - Sam, Trish, Beth, and Annie are four Valley Girls bored with shopping and frat parties. They come across kind Mr. Stanton, who is running a home for orphaned boys. Mr. Stanton and his charges are in danger of being evicted from their home if they don't come up with the rent money that is due, and one of the boys has taken to selling drugs for a couple of sleazy dealers. When Trish's prized "TUBUL R" Mercedes convertible is lost in a bet in which their Beverly Hills rivals have cheated, mayhem ensues as the Vals, with the help of their frat boy boyfriends, save Mr. Stanton and his boys from being evicted, give the drug dealers their just desserts, and exact revenge on the Beverly Hills brats in a rematch.
Voyage Of The Rock Aliens - Aliens land in the mythical town of "Speelburgh, U.S.A" searching for the source of rock & roll. What they find is a gang of teenagers, led by Dee Dee (the inimitable Pia Zadora) and Frankie, along with Frankie's posse/rock band, the Pack. The leader of the aliens takes a shine to Dee Dee and all sorts of trouble breaks out
Welcome To 18
- Three young women looking for adventure get jobs on a dude ranch.
Where the Boys Are '84 - Remake of the 1960 movie of the same name has
four college coeds; virginal Jennie, outgoing Carole, wealthy and spoiled
Southern belle Sandra, and horny Laurie traveling to Fort Lauderdale for their
Easter week of Spring Break and the series of adventures and mis-adventures they
encounter
Whoopie Boys - Two dim-wited street pedlers, Jack and Barney, arrive in Palm Beach, Florida looking for a better and wealthy lifestyle when Jack falls for Olivia, a young heiress running a shelter for orphaned children which is threatened with forclosure. Jack, at Barney's insistance, enrolls both of them at a finishing school to learn the edicate of the upper classes in order to fit in and hope Oliva's uncle will approve of Jack wanting to marry her and help her obtain an inheretence to save the orphanage.
Wild Goose Chronicles - More weirdness from the director of Rubin & Ed and Beaver Trilogy
Wizard Of Speed & Time - A Hollywood filmmaker (Mike Jittlov) makes a short for an evil film studio. Unbeknownst to him, the producer has placed a bet of $25,000 that he won't come up with anything with a use. Luckily, our film creator gets the help of his friends. Special edition includes the original short film, trailer, night flight clip and a early Mike Jittlov short film!
Women In Revolt - This film is a satire of the women's liberation movement, starring a trio of female impersonators. Candy (Candy Darling) is an aloof heiress caught in an unhappy relationship with her brother. Jackie (Jackie Curtis) is a virginal intellectual who believes women are oppressed in contemporary American society. And Holly (Holly Woodlawn) is a nymphomaniac who has come to loathe men, despite her attraction to them. Together, they join a militant feminist group, P.I.G. (Politically Involved Girls), but their newfound liberation doesn't make them any happier. Directed by Paul Morrissey (Flesh for Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula) and "produced" by Andy Warhol. It goes without saying that the film is trashy and talky, but amusing in the vein of Morrissey's Flesh, Trash, and Heat.
Working Girls, The - Honey comes to Los
Angeles to seek her new lifestyle, but is flat broke. She gets a place to stay
with Denise and Jill. Honey has hard luck finding a job, but eventually gets
hired by a millionaire to just talk to him. Denise falls in love with a guitar
player Honey brings home, but there's something shady going on with him. Jill
works at the local strip bar as a waitress, and the manager has new plans for
her. Soon the girls get thrown into danger by the illegal activities of the men
they love, and must find a way to solve the problem. Featuring Cassandra
"Elvira" Peterson naked!
Zapped - A teenager science-nerd gains telekinetic powers. Starring Scott
Baio
Zebraman - Being a failure as a
teacher and a family man, Shinichi tries to escape everyday live by dressing up
as "Zebraman", the superhero. Although the TV series was canceled after only 6
episodes, this cannot stop him from acting out his escape fantasy in a self made
zebra-suit. He gets more then he could ever wish for, when his black-and-white
dressed alter-ego seems to be the only thing to stand between absolute (green)
evil and a happy ending Directed by Takashi Miike with English Subtitles