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Aybice Kurt Kiz - Kind of like the Turkish version of Red Sonja
Badi AKA Turkish ET (No Subs) - This is a cheap, creepy, sometimes hilarious rip-off of "E.T.", done Turkish-style. The story concerns a three-foot alien who gets stranded on Earth and befriends a young boy. The plot is completely derivative of Spielberg's yarn, and the special effects have to be seen to be believed. The alien character, named "Badi", is made up of a midget inside an extremely disturbing rubber mask. A far cry from the cute E.T. that we all know and love. Please note that there are NO ENGLISH SUBTITLES but it makes it that much more funny!
Betmen Yarasa Adam - Turkish black and white Batman rip off.
Brazilian Wizard Of Oz - Hhhmm, what to say? Well the movie opens up with a house sprouting legs and then running away, a couple of dudes jump into it and the house runs to the land of Oz! Failing to obtain any vultures to eat, being the only potential food in the severe drought of Northeastern Brazil, Didi and his friends, Soró and Tatu, put their hut on a wagon pulled by their burro, Salvation, and head for the town of Oróz, believing they can find water there. The film, while a spoof of a famous story, was also intended to make people aware of the conditions in the Northeast, which Aragão said he could not show in any greater detail, lest the film be terrified by the reality of the plight in that area.
Bruce Lee Vs. The Supermen - Scientist Dr
Ting has invented a secret formula that will help the world's food crisis, but
refuses an offer to sell it. When Dr Ting is later kidnapped by a sinister
organization, Alice's boyfriend, the renowned crime fighter Kato is called in to
rescue him. However after an attempt is made to kidnap Alice, Kato realises he
cannot fight the organization alone and enlists the help of his two superhero
friends collectively known as "The Green Hornet".
Bruno Matte's Terminator 2 - Bruno Mattei
does it again! Horrendous remake/rip off of Terminator
Clash of the Warlords - Filipino road warrior ripoff, English dubbed
Darna AKA Filipino Wonder Woman - The story of Darna begins, with a young village girl named Narda and the small white stone she discovered that would change her life. The stone comes from planet Marte the home planet of the Adranikas and Anomalikas. The queen of Anomalika, Braguda, wanted to take the stone from the queen of Adranika, Adran. Because of this the stone finds its way to planet Earth and to the hands of Narda. When Narda swallows and shouts Darna, she becomes a mighty warrior ready to defend Earth from evil forces. Commonly reffered to as the Filipino Wonder Woman
Homoti - Another Turkish E.T.! Because Badi wasn't enough. This one is just as bad, if not worse! No subtitles. Quality is better then most of the more obscure Turkish titles.
Idamlik AKA Turkish Punisher - Starring Cüneyt Arkin from Turkish Star Wars
Indian Superman - Indian rip off of Superman! Looks like shit and there's no subtitles.... what the fuck do you want from me??
Japanese Spider-Man - Japanese Language/ No
English Subtitles. This is too funny for words. Spidey has his own ship he calls
from the sky and gets bashed around a lot by giant monsters.
Khooni
Murda AKA Hindi Nightmare On Elm Street
- Low budget Indian
version of Nightmare on Elm Street. Ranjit an obsessive lover (and killer)
relentlessly pursues Rekha till he is burnt alive in a scuffle with Rekha's
friends. But that's not the end of him, as his corpse comes back to take
revenge. It also has multiple song and dance numbers. Features almost shot for
shot remakes of key scenes from the first Nightmare on Elm Street film!
Last House In Istanbul - Turkish rip-off of Last House On The Left with English subtitles
Magdalena: Possessed By The Devil - German remake/Rip-off of the exorcist! An orphaned virgin at a boarding school becomes possessed by the Devil, who enters her body in every sense of the word. From there, wildand crazy times occur and, well, you know the picture.
O Gato de Botas Extraterrestre (The Extra-terrestrial Cat In Boots) - Brazilian spoof of the classic tale "Cat In Boots". Starring Coffin Joe! No subtitles.
Planet Wars AKA
Brazilian Star Wars - Made in less than a month, this Star Wars rip
off was released in Brazil a full 5 months before the original Star Wars hit
Brazilian theaters, causing it to be a South American smash hit! Starring the
Brazilian 3 Stooges, The Tramps; the film features just about every Star Wars
character you can think of; as well as some of the most embarrassingly bad sets,
special effects and disco dance numbers you will ever find in a movie. The
majority of the movie feels like a throw away Sid & Marty Krofft show; complete
with shot on video effects, amazingly retarded monster masks, and astoundingly
stupefying musical numbers! A true must see bad movie rarity, and it’s actually
much more fun to watch than any of the Star Wars movies. There aren't any
subtitles but the "movie" barely has any dialogue anyway.
Seytan
AKA Tukrish Exorcist
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"Seytan" is a shameless Turkish remake of William Friedkin's "The Exorcist" that
copies it scene after scene. It uses the same exact set-up as "The Exorcist"-a
young girl, living with her well-to-do mother, becomes possessed by Satan after
tooling around on a Ouija board. Of course there's the head spinning, the
mustard spitting, the message written across her abdomen and even the scene
where she comes downstairs to pee herself to the dismay of her mother and her
guests.Some of the shots are even exactly the same and the house they use as the
setting for most of the film looks pretty much like the one in Friedkin's "The
Exorcist". This film is simply hilarious, so grab some beer and give this
amusing piece of trash a look. With English Subtitles so you can actually (sort
of) know that's going on!
Tarzan in Istanbul (1952) - More Turkish wackiness, this time they take on Tarzan!
Three Dev Adam AKA Turkish Captain America Vs Spider-Man (No Subs) - Marvel Comics hero Spiderman becomes a bad guy trying to take over the world. He is battled by Captain America (in possibly the best suit every put on screen) and Santo, the Mexican wrestler and movie star. The action is great as is some of nastiness that Spidey inflicts on his victims (The opening boat propeller to the face is a nice touch). Priceless statues are being stolen all over Istanbuhl(?). Looks like the work of that infamous, murdering Spiderman. The police call in special outside help in Captain America from the United States and the legendary Mexican wrestler Santo. It's anyone's guess why Spidey's turned to a life of crime, what the significance of all the stolen art is, or if those are his bangs or his eyebrows sticking out of the holes in his mask. He's also traded-in his web-shooters for a slick little switch-blade, and can quickly clone himself if he's killed.
Turkish Casper (Cici Can) - Black & White Turkish rip off of Casper made in 1963. No subtitles. Quality is better then I expected it to be, audio is kind of rough at times though.
Turkish First Blood - you know the drill,
Turkish rip off of First Blood. Looks like shit, sounds like shit. Its a piece
of shit in general, but you still love it.
Turkish Rambo - Turkish rip off as Rambo.
Looks like shit and has no subtitles, but that's part of the magic!
Turkish Snow White (AKA Pamuk Prenses Ve 7 Cuceler,
1970) - One of 2 Turkish Snow White Films we recently got in. This
one is in color with musical numbers and follows the snow white story a bit more
then the 1971 version, no subtitles
Turkish Snow White (AKA Keloglan Ve Yedi Cuceler, 1971)
- Another Turkish Snow white from 1971, this one is in black & white with no
subtitles
Turkish Star Trek -
More Turkish Shenanigans. Actually early Turkish film, from when ripping off
American films had not been perfected. Yet this wholesale rip off of Star Trek
not only has the honor of being the first Star Trek movie ever made, but
features ripped off opening credits, ripped off music, ripped off sound effects.
The Director went to the trouble of creating sets that look good enough you know
what they are supposed to be despite the fact they probably cost eight cents on
a six cents budget. If you've ever wondered what would happen if an obnoxious
dirty greasy Turkish guy was transported into the middle of the Star Trek
episode The Man Trap then this is the movie for you. This movie is a masterpiece
among Turkish movies in the sense that it may be the first example of making fun
of another movie or TV show. Now with English Subtitles!
Turkish Star Wars -
To say that "Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam" is the greatest movie of all time, is to
imply that other movies can reach the sheer genius of this film. You probably
understand all the surface quirks of the film. It is a Turkish film. It is a
sci-fi movie that is filmed on a budget which is so low, that one may consider
the term shoe-string budget an insult to the tangible value of shoe-strings. In
order to duplicate the visual quality offered in American cinema, the director (Celtin
Inanc) literally uses (read: steals) film footage from Star Wars and runs it
during the film. Unfortunately, sometimes this effect is mildly confusing (the
movie begins with the tie fighter sequence but you cannot really tell if the
heroes are supposed to be piloting the X-wing fighters OR the tie fighters) to
frighteningly moronic (during the final battle, the visuals of the tie fighter
sequence flash, almost subliminally across the screen with no rational reason
for its use) You should also keep an open ear of the great bootlegged music
(only 17 years before the invention of the MP3) that makes up the films
brilliant soundtrack. Music from Star Wars, Flash Gordon, and Indiana Jones are
used in this film. The highlights of the movie include the final battle that
looks like a "Power Rangers" outtakes reel and fantastic martial arts training
sequences that make the lead actors look like a couple of out of shape, drunk
children. Includes English subtitles
Turkish Star Wars 2 - Every major
cult film fan has watched "Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam" (Man who saves the world) aka
Turkish Star Wars. Quarter a century after that was released, we get a sequel -"Dunyayi
Kurtaran Adamin oglu" (Son of the man who saves the world). While the original
was meant to be a serious science fiction adventure, this one attempts to be a
parody of the old film and various other science fiction films in the vein of
G.O.R.A. Needless to say, the result is cinematic sewage.
Includes English Subtitles
Turkish Superman (No Subs) -
After a mysterious prologue in a Christmas tree ornaments-filled "starscape",
Turkish Clark Kent is told by his parents that he is an Alien from space and
that he must leave to accomplish his destiny. They give him a green gem which he
takes into a nearby cave. There, Jor-El, minus half of his front teeth, appears
and reveals to Clark that he is Superman...
Turkish Wizard Of Oz (No Subs) - A young
girl named Aysecik lives on her parents' farm, when an animated tornado carries
her and her dog Banju in their house to Rüyalar Ulkesinde (Dreamland). Seven
Cüceler (dwarfs) (dressed like MGM Munchkin soldiers, only red and white) who
assist the Good Witch of the North appear at various times to help. She meets a
Scarecrow, an Iron Woodman, and a Cowardly Lion, and dances to music from what
appears to be an invisible radio. They encounter fighting trees, a river, and a
country of China dolls on their way to the Wizard, a ball of fire who sends them
after the Wicked Witch who enslaves them. When the Wizard is unable to help
Aysecik get home, they must journey again for help, encountering the China
Country once more, and a legion of hammer-throwing cavemen.
Turkish Young Frankenstein - More Turkish insanity! This time Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein" is the target
Vur - Sleazy Turkish Western
W - Pilipino rip off of Mad Max)