Misc/Weird/I Don't Even Fucking Know Any More (AKA My Favorite):

Abdullah the Butcher: Who’s Next?! - Here’s a literally kick-ass wrestling compilation featuring the one and only, Abdullah the Butcher! If you’re not familiar with his antics or reputation, be prepared for a cavalcade of Abdullah administered beatings, usually ending with an opponents bloodied body lying semi-conscious somewhere in the arena. The use of foreign objects is often employed by Mr. Butcher, one of his favorite (and most notorious) being a fork, but he is always more than happy to smash someone’s face into an unprotected turnbuckle, choke someone with a metal chair, beat someone with slabs of wood, and generally terrorize the opponents, fans and announcers alike. With all that in mind, watch and enjoy this compilation of 12 hardcore matches from the early 80’s! The quality varies, but it’s all entirely watchable and thoroughly enjoyable! Runs almost two hours!!

Adult Video Wrestling: Total Fuckdown! -  3 DVDs of crazy Japanese female wrestling! See tiny Asian girls claw, kick and bite each other... while naked! Girls wrestling guys which results in the loser getting dry hump by Asian perverts and more more more!

America's Deadliest Home Videos - Footage of death, destruction and carnage added to an episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos".  Hilarious and well done.

America's Funniest Home Videos Uncensored - Stuff that couldn't make it to the show!

America's Sickest Home Videos VOL 1 & 2 (1 DVD)

Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos - Australia's answer to America's Funniest Home Videos. This show was so raunchy that it was yanked off
the air in mid-broadcast after hundreds of offended Australians flooded the network with complaints. News reports follow. Original airdate: 09/03/92.

Back To The Future The Ride - Promotion Video for the universal studios ride. Hosted by Christopher Lloyd

Bad American Dubbing - A collection of badly dubbed clips, mostly from Asian movies.

Beetlejuice Home Videos - Home video footage of your favorite retard midget Beetlejuice (from the Howard Stern show). Different from what has been commercially released

Best Of The Underground - Various underground home shot shorts

Beta Memories Comp - Disney/HBO/Cable & Home Video Compilation

Bloody Bloody Matches of the Caribbean - An old school treat brought to you by the World Wrestling Council! That's right, pal--these guys had to take their show down to Puerto Rico so that they could get around all those annoying "rules" about safety! Features some cool old-school legends like The Great Kamala, Abdullah The Butcher, and Hercules Ayala beating each other senseless!

Breakdance: You Can Do It! - G-G-Get ready to learn the breakin’ basics from this stoopid fresh instructional video, made after the success of movies like Breakin’! Hell—it even contains scenes from the movie Breakin’, just so you know how bad you’re screwing up! But don’t feel so bad, because not everyone can electric boogie or pop lock like Boogaloo Shrimp and Shabba-Doo! Don’t miss the weird scene where three breakdancers are dressed up like Spider-Man, the Tin Man, and a civil war soldier! Drugs must have been involved in some way…..

Breaking With The Mighty Poppalots - A rare 80's break dancing instructional video featuring a very, very average b-boy crew called the Mighty Poppalots, who the video hypes up as "taking the world by storm", but are mostly known (if at all) for performing with Irene Cara back in the day, putting out one 12-inch single ("We Are Coming Out")... and this amusingly cheesy video.

Brian Douglas Clemons - This is a video of Mr. Clemons doing the two things he knew best—reciting aggressive poetry and hurting himself somehow in the process. He’s definitely what you call a performance artist, not unlike, say…GG Allin, who just so happens to appear in much of this video! The highlight of their team up is “The 20 Dollar Poem”, where BDC is tied to a tree in the woods on a cold winter day, with GG Allin hovering over him, reciting his poem and slapping him silly in the process! GG even pisses on him for good measure! One thing you might not expect---in the segment that follows, BDC and GG are making out pretty heavily, drunk and fucked up in a dimly lit room

Bruce's Greatest Hits - This consists of 31 segments made by Bruce. Some are spoofs, some are family events, some are projects for General Motors (that's where Bruce works), and some were school assignments from back in Bruce's drunken college days. So obviously with that range, you probably won't like every single thing on here. However, everyone will definately find something they love on Bruce's Greatest Hits. In "Award For Bru" "Faces Of Death" "Lord Of The Idiots" and "Take This Job And Shove It" Bruce makes fun of his boss and co-workers. Then In "Eight Inches Of Trouble", "Asbestos Clean Up", "Dutch Jones", "Changes", and "On The Farm" Bruce shows his creative genius as well as his twisted sense of humor. Lastly, there's "Centerfield", "Birthday Message From Ross Perot", "Cherry Bomb", "The Beers Years" and 18 more amazing segments that you won't find anywhere else.

Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League - Pay-per-view special of nude wrestling hosted by Carmen Electra!

Church Of Scientology DVD - Early interview with L. Ron Hubbard from 1969 discussing scientology

Columbine Tapes - 2 DVDS of actual evidence footage from columbine. Included are  Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold's home video footage, security camera footage from the school's camera (shows the killers walking with guns, explosions and more.), and footage from the police helicopter circling the school. Most of these segments have police evidence title cards before them, so they must be from an actual police archive.

Counterambush Driving Skills - This action packed video is a crash course in recognizing and escaping ambush assassinations and other problems on the road before they become deadly emergencies. The instruction is the best with clients in 23 countries on 5 continents, Tony Scotti’s School of Defensive Driving is recognized as the world’s top high-speed evasive driving school.

Craptastic Rap Claptrap Vol. 1 -  See the WORST attempts at local hip hop stars trying to hit it big with their public Access appearances. Words cannot do justice to the mind numbing insanity on display here as every cliche of the game is trotted out and plopped into a monotone pap right in yo face! "You got the Flava? I got the Flava! You got the Flava? I Got the Flava! Who got the Flava? You got the Flava? I GOT THE FLAVA!!!!!!" For fans of STAIRWAY TO STARDOM and its ilk. OVER 2 hours! Also included some crazy elderly black man teaching us all how to line dance!

Deadly Effects: Wound Ballistics - A serious examination of the effects of bullets upon the human body. Actual crime scene and autopsy photos are shown. Medical experts discuss how a bullet causes incapacitation and the mechanism of wounding. From 1987

Deadly Weapons: Firearms and Firepower - See and learn what real firearms and bullets will and won't do. Forget the Hollywood nonsense. Machine guns, shotguns, assault rifles, and pistols are demonstrated and explained. Will a bullet really knock a man down? Which bullets will penetrate a car door? How quiet is a real silencer? How effective is full-auto fire? This program is used by thousands of law enforcement and military agencies. From 1985

Ensuring Your Place In Hell Vol .1 - contains a collection of shorts that are so fucked up they will ensure your place in hell for owning them! First up is Grave Robbing For Morons featuring a drunken teen teaching you everything he knows about grave robbing while showing you his collection of stolen skulls and body parts, the best part about this short is that the kid stutters throughout the entire lesson! Next up is Cooking With Huck Botko which is quite possibly the most fucked up home video ever made. Basically, this dude who hates his family finds different ways to poison them including having homeless people spit in a cake mix, making a cheese cake with the blood of a hepatitis victim, and more You get to see everything from him preparing the food to his family happily (and unknowingly) eating it. As an added bonus I also through on Huck's Graham Cracker Cream Pie. It is only 3 minutes long and doesn't appear to be the complete short, but it has everything you need so it's not a total loss... shut up its free! After that is Mortuary Of The Dead which is 3 Dudes who break into some fucked up mortuary with a video camera and record footage of severed heads in buckets, dead baby's in jars and rotting corpses on the slab (are all mortuary's like this?) Real sick shit, proceed with caution. And Finally finishing up the disk is Exploding Varmints which is a home video of self proclaimed "Varmint hunters" teaching you how to hunt down and blow up small animals for fun and profit. This is the ultimate cult DVD, you need to own this!

Evil Dead 1 & 2, The Musical 2004 - Toronto , Canada

Fabio: A Time for Romance  - Fabio acts out a bunch of romantic scenarios... I don't know why I have this, but now I feel like less of a man.

Foxy Food Fight - Women wrestling in a ring full of various food! This goes on for like an hour

Foxy Oil Wrestling - insane 1987 home video release of women oil wrestling in what looks like some shady redneck dive bar complete with mullets and a soundtrack of blaring 80s hair metal.  Includes girl on girl matches and girl on guy matches who all end up with screaming boner sticking out of their 80s short shorts. This video makes me proud to be an American

Freakbox & X-Treme Laughs - This disc might be the funniest things I’ve ever seen, In "FREAKBOX" they constructed a 10 foot box, put a secret camera inside and took it to college campuses, beaches and parties. Everyone who came in left something amazing behind! You won't believe your eyes, but it's all caught on tape! Then in "X-TREME LAUGHS" pranksters hit the streets to pull outrageous stunts that will have you holding your sides and shaking your head at how innocent and gullible some people can be. Watch embarrassing situations, freaks on the street, sexy gags and more!

From Pranks To Felonies - A group of misfits taping their exploits as they smash pumpkins, destroy property, have bottle rocket wars, and
make really bad superhero films. This is basically 90 minutes of amateur video shot by teens. The quality is decent, but the camera work leaves a lot to be desired.

Full Force Frank Apartment Tour - Those of you who have seen Affliction remember this nutjob as the whacked out gun totting maniac wearing the ski mask talking about the coming war in the streets, well this is a home video tour of his apartment. Nobody really knows what happened to this guy, he's either in jail or still... erm... "preparing"

Gidget Goes To Court - Real court room video of a black family trying to scam an insurance company. The family includes a girl named Gidget, her insane mother, and her father who wears a mask and throws a temper tantrum while running around the room and trying to beat up the camera man.

Gimme Gimme Octopus - Weird 60s Japanese children's show with an official description of "An octopus and a peanut are in love with the same walrus". No subtitles.

Glutton Bowl - Shocking eating contest that aired on Fox back in 2002. Its stuff like this that makes the rest of the world hate America

Great Satan At Large, The - Whoa boy!!! This is the kind of thing that makes us freedom of speech guys give pause. Then we discover we're laughing so hard it doesn't matter!!! This is yet another Texas based (what the fuck is wrong with them down there? Don't answer that!) public access show that was ripped from the airwaves. Here a dude dresses up as Satan and has an interview with a drunk bar owner (A dead ringer for El Duche') who is apparently God. Add a masturbating court jester, tons of profanity, drinking and loads of Richard Kern clips on the chroma key screen and you get one of the most fucked up, transgressive and entertaining shows out there. This was naturally busted off the air (it fucking ran at 6:30 pm!!!) so the second show on the disc is another show called Israel666 that allowed good old Satan to come on and plead his case! Awesome!!!! Free speach at work people!

Greedy Batard's Weddings & Bar Mitzvas - What happens when a professional wedding videographer gives up his collection of drunken interviews gone wrong? This is what happens.

Handi-Capable - A compilation of short subjects proving just because your handicapped doesn't mean your not insane too! First off is Merril Howard Kalin cooking. This is the infamous public access show of this mentally slow dude doing a cooking show. From him NOT washing his filthy hands, to the Jell-O that is not set completely everything goes totally wrong. So to save the show he starts doing impersonations! See this dude mutilate Raquel Welch and others! Yikes! Also on here is a 1997 performance of the second wave of THE KIDS OF WIDNEY HIGH and the best of midget wrestling. Guaranteed to make you pee your pants!

Heavens Gate Initiation Tape - Remember that wacky southern California religious cult, the Heavens Gate? Remember all the males castrated themselves, and then they all killed themselves with poisoned pudding in order to catch a comet that was passing by that day? Yeah, those guys. Well, here is the tape they used to explain their agenda and prove that they were right and on the right track. The best part about this tape is how so-Cal it is. Instead of declaring their doctrine to be true and fact while damning all other religion and civilization, the leader, Doe, simply says "I'm really sorry about this, but I'm God", more or less. so if you want to spend an hour with a creepy old man who would eventually cut his dick off and end his life while wearing Nike's, then this is right up your alley. Also includes a few ABC reports with cult experts that are even freakier then the members!

Herbie Hancock: Funky Robot Syndrome - If perhaps you feel like doing the robot while watching a live music concert, there has never been a better crafted home video than this—Herbie Hancock and His Rockit Band! That’s r-r-right suckas—way back in 1984 Herbie Hancock released this home video companion to his breakthrough pop album, Future Shock—and it’s a live megamix of all his breakdance friendly hits all in one package! You’ve got those weird robotic puppets popping up on stage, 80’s hip-hop scratch attacks, horrible sounding synths, a featured breakdancer or three, awesomely bad leather pants on display, and much more!! As a final treat, double-H included the two funky robot videos that made him a pop sensation, Autodrive and Rockit, which are somehow creepy, entertaining and lame all at the same time!

Hip Hop PSAs - Here's something new, a collection of 3 PSAs from the early 90s that try to educate through really badly written hip hop songs! On this comp you get Lets Rap Fire Safety, Multiplication Rap and Telling Time

Home Video Weirdness Vol.1 - Small collection of bizarre home movies including a KKK rally, Prank calls to the Virginia Home Shoppers Network, and Carol Tapes which is white trash home movies of a woman showing off lingerie to friends she has over for birthday party. See them act ridiculous, drink beer, etc. This lady is so irritating you'll have to drink some beer yourself as you watch this. Also included is a short called Frankie Of The Head about a mentally disabled person and another short called "Creature Nites Of Ohio".

Home Video Weirdness Vol. 2 - More home video madness! Features America's Deadliest Home Videos - Footage of death, destruction and carnage added to an episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos". Hilarious and well done, White Trash Flasher - Fat white trash chick flashing the camera as scared teens try to run away, Greedy Batard's Weddings & Bar Mitzvas - What happens when a professional wedding videographer gives up his collection of drunken interviews gone wrong? This is what happens. And Thanksgiving With The O'Conners - the ultimate dysfunctional thanksgiving! See a man drink and drink and drink and then sit down to thanksgiving dinner and turn into an extreme racist prick, simply hilarious!

Home Video Weirdness Vol. 3 - Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder! Vol. 3 features a redneck pulling his toenail off and then using it as a spoon, interviews with bums, dancing midgets, ladies and lizards, naked marathon racing, anorexic dancers and more more more!

How to Find and Keep a Soul Mate - Made by Conspiracy theorist/whack-job Al Fry. This is like the most incredibely detailed guide I've ever seen guys and it's indeed MUST WATCH , The man behind this has some truly RARE and incredible info that has been suppressed , The modern comprehension course he offered was one of the most comprehensive courses on the human mind and forget about Silva and hypnosis and all that it's sth totally different and unique , I'm currently searching for it , Enjoy this video , It will change the way you look at the subject of Soul Mates forever , And it's an amazing piece of conversation to talk about PERIOD !!!

Hunting for Bambi - Men Hunting Naked Women. Thats about it

I Have AIDS! - Bizarre Brazilian mockumentary showing a bunch of dramatizations of the pitfalls of such "aberrant" behavior as homosexuality, group-sex, sex with prostitutes, working in the porn-industry, and drug-abuse - and how all of these behaviors apparently inevitably result in contracting AIDS and then committing suicide - as all of the individuals in the dramatizations did. There are also a bunch of interviews, though I couldn't decipher the content of these interviews, or whether the interviewees maintained any real knowledge on any aspect of the subject of the AIDS virus. Portuguese with no subtitles

James Mason AMOK Interview - Interview with infamous Universal Order Neo-Nazi leader. Talks about contacting Charles Manson and starting the Universal Order.

Jim Henson St. John's Memorial Funeral - The New York memorial was held on May 21, 1990, days after Henson's death, at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine. The service began with an organ rendition of "Sunny Days," the Sesame Street theme song, and Rainbow Connection from the Muppet Movie. Then the Dirty Dozen Dixieland band entered, playing "A Closer Walk with Thee", followed by clergy, the church choir, and family. Harry Belafonte was present, paying tribute to Henson: "There is no question about Jim Henson's great artistry and the extent to which we have all been touched by it. Greater than his artistry was his humanity." Colorful butterflies on metal stems, crafted by the Muppet Workshop, were distributed to mourners, who waved them while Belafonte sang "Turn the World Around." A barefoot dancer in a sequined costume and painted face danced waving a foot-tall butterfly. In addition to Big Bird singing "Bein' Green" and the "Just One Person" closing, Muppet numbers included the male performers singing "Baby Face," Elmo rendering "Lydia the Tattooed Lady," Gonzo singing "You Are My Sunshine" and "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday." The service closed with the band playing "When the Saints Go Marching In."

Kids Of Widney High Obsession Tape - 2 disk set of footage from the band of mentally challenged high school students. Includes a Christmas performance, and a Mondo Video performance. (2 DVDs)

Kaiju Big Battle 1 - Crazy Asian wrestling with people dressed up in cardboard outfits shaped like monsters

Kiss My TV Show - A public access show made by Retards for Retards. 4 Awesome episodes: Movies, Food, Employment, and Automobiles. See Handi-Capable in the Misc section for the entire Merrill Howard Kalin episode (the Food episode features a clip from it)

Kiss My TV Show "Kiss The Vote 2000" - That's right, another episode of the cable access show by retards for retards! this time the gang covers the presidential election of 2000

Magic Of The Universe - Ever wonder what a Sid and Marty Kroft kiddie TV show directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky would look like? This Filipino fantasy film comes awfully close. A vengeful witch abducts a sideshow magician’s family and keeps them imprisoned in her baroque forest castle. Our heroes come to the rescue and encounter countless bizarre monsters and characters along the way. As its title suggests, this film borrows heavily from Masters of the Universe and other Western films, but its nonstop barrage of surrealistic and garish images is truly indescribable. Intended for children, you’ll cry for mommy once you see the protagonists scarf down hot monkey brains straight from the noggin! This film is SO outrageous, a scene where a circus geek disembowels a live chicken with his teeth to the accompaniment of “Jingle Bells” emerges as one of the milder ones!

Magnavision Disc Player Promo - Watch Leonard Nimoy whore this technology that was very soon overshadowed by laserdisc.

Marky Mark Workout - Yet another celebrity jumped on the workout tape band wagon, this time learn how to get into shape with Mark Wahlberg, when he still called himself Marky Mark!

Miss Velma: Christmas In America - LA's answer to Uriel… Miss Velma shoots up Christmas!

Mitch n' Nina Explain it All For You - So, you're a woman who wants to get into the porn business, but you don't know what it'll be like? Sure all that sticky, degrading sex in front of bored strangers sounds great, but is there a downside? Well good news, my curious little raunch kitten--Mitch n' Nina will explain it all for you! Yes, for 60 minutes, porn starlets Sharon Mitchell and Nina Hartley tell you all you need to know about your new life as a video slut. Did you know that starring in porn films means wearing uncomfortable shoes and staying in awkward positions in cold rooms for long periods of time? Did you know that smelling bad while humping on camera is a serious faux pas? Well you do now, thanks to Mitch n' Nina!

Mondo Jerry Lewis

My Way - I don't know what the fuck this is or where it came from (some one approached me at a horror convention and gave it to me) but basically its some fat German kid talking about how he hates humanity as he cuts him self and cums in the open wounds. Then cut in between the talking scenes are weird little clips including a man fucking the tailpipe of a car, TV preachers and a real cat getting beheaded with an ax, then its killer ejaculates on its face... real weird sick shit

Nico Claux's Mouse Torture Movie - Nixo Claux, "The Vampire of Paris" tortures a mouse with a variety of weapons including scissors, a hammer, and fire. Real and sickening.

OJ Simpson Workout Video - Thats right, OJ Simpson made a workout video (unfortunately flexing your arm in a stabbing motion aren't one of the exercises) This whole 90 minute video was filmed just before “the incident” at his Brentwood estate, and of course it was released just after the trial started to capitalize on his infamy. Supposedly certain segments of this workout video were subpoenaed by the prosecution to help determine OJ’s state of mind…some of the outtakes are pretty fucked up too, like the several wife beating references he makes…as jokes…during the aerobic routine….in front of everybody! Plus there’s tons of footage of him fucking up his lines left and right, and that’s always fun.

One Percent Motorcycle Gangs - A bizarre police training video about bikers and Hells Angels, covering topics like their general activities, symbols they use to identify each other with, initiation rituals, secret code/slang, preferred illegal activities, rival gangs, sex practices and much more! This was made for law enforcement eyes only, so obviously someone snuck it out and copied it back in the day. As a result, the video quality isn’t the greatest, but still totally watchable. One of the most classic parts describes what the wing patches worn on the back of a jacket mean—“…indicates sexual relations with a dead person”….

Piledriver: The Videos - You’ll see a 45 minute collection of interviews, sketches and --rock videos--featuring pro wrestlers performing their “hit songs” off of The Wrestling Album II. Watch in disbelief as Hulk Hogan, Mean Gene, and Rick Derringer lip-synch “Rock ’n Roll Hoochie Koo”!! See the Honky Tonk Man, Koko B. Ware, the obscure manager “Slick” (who somehow was convinced to chow down on a bucket of KFC in a bad skit) and others in their own rock videos!!! Even Tito Santana and Rick Martel team up (their band is called “Strike Force”!!!) for a corny duet!!

Prelude to Happiness - 70s movie starring an amputee

Rap Master Ronnie: A Report Card - Here we have an interesting sidenote from the creator of the Doonesbury comic strip, Garry Trudeau. Of course, he's probably trying to forget about this one because it's pretty corny…but too bad for him, because we're keepin' that shit alive!! This is an hour long comedic jab at Ronald Regan, played here by impersonator Jim Morris. And yes, the main reason why we offer this is because there is a “rap” featuring “Rap Master Ronnie”, and it kind of makes you feel like you took drugs when watching it. The rest is kind of tame, but features the Smothers Brothers, Jon Cryer, Carol Kane and more.

Retarded Japanese Wrestling - Well what can I say? Retarded Japanese people wrestle... yup.

Rockabilly Glamourcise - Weird Exorcise video to Rockabilly

Santa's Groove -  Whacked out disk of Rock N' Roll Santa Claus' doing there thang, really crazy shit

Scarred For Life - a double feature of really weird videos that might change the way you look at the world. The first is Self Love which is an instructional video for women teaching you how to get the most out of masturbation. Which is all fine and good.... except that every girl in the video is over the age of 50!!! They also talk about how beautiful the vagina is and at one point even have one of the women hold hers open while the rest of the women sit around it and talk about how beautiful and powerful it is. Talk about creepy. The second feature is called The Party which isn't really as gross is disturbing as the first one. This one is just out there. A couple gets engaged, and the man secretly arranges for the bachelorette party which will have clues leading back to him. Complete with blow up clowns with giant dicks and dildos galore

Stendhal Syndrome: The Musical - They somehow made a musical stage version of the violent rape revenge Argento movie. Awesome and truly bizarre

Strange Beings Vol. 1 - Made by Conspiracy theorist/whack-job Al Fry. Incredible humanoid species and their rare photos and pictures from all across the globe. Hidden pygmys, dwarfs, and other tiny beings; present and ancient giants, ostrich footed tribes; fairys and nature spirits, vampires, witches, werewolves & zombies.

Stuttering: For Kids By Kids - A home video aimed at children with stuttering problems to try to overcome their fear of rejection and all that kind of feel-good stuff.

Survival Research Laboratories - If you’re not hip to SRL, basically it’s a crew of destructive arty guys from the late 1980’s/early 90’s who knew their shit when it came to mechanized terror. They created a series of twisted mechanized robots that did battle with each other…or animal carcasses. Giant flames shooting out of a hydraulically controlled robot, huge fluorescent tubes being launched like missiles at various objects, and torturous buzz saws in operation are only some of the ways in which these guys creatively fucked shit up in front of a live audience. This is a collection of live footage, some behind the scenes stuff, interviews and weird films from the SRL crew that might just inspire you to blow up some stuff!!!

Tard Spasm - Home video footage of a hospital full of mentally challenged youngsters getting ready to see what is quite possibly the worst punk band ever. See hilarious interviews with tards, tard moshing and all sorts of other tardy-goodness! Also includes horror movie trailers and other bizarre news clips as well!

Tattoo In The Rain - Redneck's home videos of some kind of outdoor festival/party with lots of biker type folks in attendance. Things start off with a bang (quite literally) when someone fires off a shotgun while the group is sitting peacefully around a campfire. The zany antics continue the following morning when the camera operator and his buddies go to the Burger King drive thru for breakfast. Later, one member of the entourage gets a tattoo courtesy of a fat bearded dude operating out of a van. A fascinating look at how the other half lives.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells Tour Live Stage Show - Remember when a group of people in badly made Ninja Turtles suits made a rock/rap album and then went on tour to promote? Well it happen, and I have the video to prove it!

Terminator 3D: The Ride- Battle Across Time - Home video propaganda trying to get you to ride the Terminator ride

Uncle Goddamn aka Dale's Funniest Home Videos - Outtakes And Raw Footage. See White Trash Collection for the regular version

Underdog Battles Satan Claus - Will this be the last Christmas of the Millennium... or the last Christmas EVER? Join Atomic TV co-hosts Tom Warner and Scott Huffines to find out, as they once again risk nervous breakdowns escorting Underdog visionary artist Suzanne Muldowney to the annual Mayor's Holiday Parade in Hampden, MD. Things get off to a shaky start when Underdog's train is delayed by 40 minutes (nixing plans for a lunch stop at Roy Rogers for her beloved roast beef sandwiches, leading to a high-speed car chase sequence that eclipses THE FRENCH CONNECTION and BULLITT for hair-raising thrills! Making it to the parade in the nick of time, Underdog shines in her 11th consecutive holiday march, only to confront her greatest challenge yet... SATAN CLAUS, a Y2K-obssessed messenger of doom who taunts Underdog and terrifies parade goers with his prediction that the world will end New Year's Eve when Dick Clark drops the ball in Times Square. Will this be the last Hampden Parade for Underdog? Or will she defeat the powers of darkness in time to enjoy a tasty roast beef sandwich? Watch and find out in our wildest Christmas Special ever! Plus enjoy wacky parade floats like the 'Reindeer Hunter' tribute to 'Nam POW's and the Shriner's 'Crippled Children' float!

Untold Desires - Untold Desires highlights the struggle that people with disabilities face in their quest to be recognized as sexual beings, free to express their sexuality and lead sexually active lives. In this disc, people with disabilities speak about issues which are important to them

Vladimir Vasiliev: Knife Fighting and Throwing, Volumes I - III - Strange collection of obscure instructional on different techniques used when throwing knives. All three volumes on 1 DVD adding up to about 70 minutes.

Video Table Scraps - A collection of weird VHS "extras" such as trailers and promos that never made it over to DVDs. On this DVD is: Look Who's Talking Tee-shirt Ad, Bill & Ted trivia contest Ad, Something Weird video promos/bumpers, Shelly Duvall's Faerie Tale Theater Promo Reel hosted by Shelly Duvall, Warner Brothers Promo Reel (From Doc Hollywood VHS): Other People's Money Trailer, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead Trailer, Warner Brothers Tee-Shirt Promo Hosted By Daffy, Thorn EMI Coming Attractions: Best Of Benny Hill, Death On The Nile, Paul McCartney Wings Rock Show, Getting It On, The Tubes Video,  Horror Trailers: Deathrow Diner, Evil Spawn, and Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.

Vladimir Vasiliev: Knife Fighting and Throwing - crazy video with a crazier dude teaching you how to fight with knives.

Weird TV: Strange Festivals And Stranger Diversions - Weird TV provides a glimpse into a crazy world that lurks on the fringes of our own. Sometimes funny, sometimes shocking, these episodes will never let you see reality the same way again. "Strange Festivals" examines a number of unique carnivals, festivals, and gatherings from around the globe, but doesn't stop there. Even more outrageous behavior awaits as we meet an array of freaks, geeks, and oddballs, such as skull worshipers, tattoo enthusiasts, bug eaters, and other purveyors of the bizarre.

Where Did I Come From - Bizarre animated sex education film

White Trash Collection - Home video footage of real trailer park crackhead's going about their everyday life... smoking crack. Also has Uncle Goddamn's Dale's Funniest Home Videos which is home videos of a redneck family playing pranks on each other. A few shorts and other stuff included.  

White Trash Home Videos - A collection of more crazy home videos! This one includes redneck weddings, barmitzvas, fights and more!

Why Do I Have This Shit? Vol. 1 - If anybody ever actually orders this I will be amazed. Its a combination of the weird shit I've found on my hard drive that I don't remember downloading and other random things people have sent me over the years, still interested? Lets see if I can convince you otherwise. First up is a home video from 1987 called Rock 'n' Roll Machinegun Bimbos, what is you might ask? its 45 minutes of various women in bikinis firing machine guns in slow motion to bad 80s metal that only stops long enough for one of the giggling girls to give you some random gun fact "that gun was fired by the hot Mel Gibson in lethal weapon, tee-hee-hee!" as far as who this video was aimed at or why it was even made, your guess is as good as mine. Still with me? Guess I am going to have to try harder. Next up is Amazing Instant Aquarium, that's right, for those of you sick of sitting in front of a live fish tank, you can now watch one on your television screen, complete with bubble noises and everything! I'm sure this was made for the same people who watch the Yule Log every Christmas, when I first found it on viewed it and I said to myself "this has to be from the 80s" nope, its from 2000. While we're talking about pets, might as well mention the next abomination of Christ I found on my hard drive, The Cat Sitter, are you tired of going out to dinner with the husband/wife only to come home and find out your cats have stolen all your money and beat up your daughter? Tired of paying for babysitters for those little rascals? Well fear not friends, this video will keep your cat busy for hours! Well, 29 minutes actually. Through rigorous studies (of which I wish I could have been a part of) scientists have discovered what will keep cats under control and apparently its random shots of mice and birds, give it a try, I hate cats so I don't have any to test it on. But we're not through yet, its time for the center piece of this collection. Are you ready for it? I don't think you are, but here it is anyway: VHS Head Cleaning Tape. That's right you fucking heard me! Remember back in the day when your VCR got fucked up and you had to run out to the store to get a head cleaner, then you put it in the VCR and it made funny sounds overtop of static? Well, someone was genius enough to transfer it to digital format! Its only 31 seconds but if you can even get through that then you either some kind of retarded evil mastermind or just, well, retarded. Next up is probably the most sane thing on the disk (and that isn't saying much) Turkish Pop Cinema, a documentary from 2005 about Turkish Cinema, not to far out there I guess so if you get this disk just say its for this documentary, then you're family won't have shack you up in the wacko basket. And if they try to, maybe the cat sitter will work on them too. If anything it will at least give you a 29 minute head start. So yeah, that's about it... but do you really need more? Well there are also EASTER EGGS! That's right, I've hidden additional madness through out the disk, why you may ask? Fuck you, thanks why, WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT???? Wow this is the longest description ever, if any traders get this from me and actually copy and paste its description on your page, well then my hat is off to you

Why Do I Have This Shit Vol. 2 - Because the first volume was sssooooo popular (that's a lie and/or joke) on this disc of shit you get: Double Coupons: Muzak & You - Some random documentary on how companies use Muzack to manipulate peoples moods. Breast Cancer Prevention Video From India - a 20 minute breast cancer prevention video from India without subtitles. Why the fuck would anybody want this you may ask? Nobody would, that's why its on this comp! How To Cut Your Family's Hair & Trim Dad's Beard - instructional video from Australia teaching you home hair cutting techniques. This goes on for like 20 minutes. Somewhere In Time - Hhhmm, how to even explain this one. Basically, people have whats called Role Playing Weddings where instead of the tradition wedding they dress up as knights and princesses and shit and get married inside a castle. I guess along with this service you also get a home video starring the bride and groom. This is a 100% real wedding video from such a ceremony starring 2 super nerds as they run around with plastic swords and go over their vows and shit. I don't know, you figure this shit out! The Story of the Freakies - Remember the breakfast cereal Freakies? Well me either, but apparently in 1996 someone made a documentary about the company, and here it is! Also includes all the commercials made for the cereal, lucky you! Wacky Zany Video From Kool-Aid & Kay Bee Toy Stores - and finally we finish this disc off with a video made by Kool-Aid to promote their product in K-bee Toy Stores around the country featuring all sorts of things that shouldn't exist, such as a giant rapping Kool-Aid man. That's it for this volume, don't come crying to me if watching this somehow damages your sperm and causes you to have retarded children.

Why Do I Have This Shit Vol. 3 - I apparently don't learn my lesson and just keep ending up with random bullshit that I don't know what to do with. So here is Vol. 3! This time you get The Clown Tape which is a self made documentary shot on a camcorder about a clown traveling cross country entertaining children.... very bizarre. Next is Playtex Straight Talk Period : Facts About Menstruation which is a video made by Playtex all about tampons and periods and all that creepy girly shit. Next is Stop Smoking Forever which is one of those trippy tapes that are supposed to help you stop smoking by showing a bunch of weird visuals and clouds with some weird dude talking about over top of it. If anything it probably makes you want to smoke more to relieve the stress of this comp. Next is The CBS-FOX Guide To Home Videography from 1983 that teaches you how to use your camcorder to record birthday parties and other non-sense. Last is Victoria Principal For Healthy Beautiful Skin which is a instructional video telling women how to take care of their skin. Like the title of the comp implies, I have no idea why I have this shit or why anyone would want it!

Why Do I Have This Shit Vol. 4 - I know, I wish I was dead too. Why do I continue to do this to myself? So this time we get Rainy Day Magic Show W/ Mark Mazzarella which stars probably the gayest magician ever (and that's saying something) as he teaches you how to simple tricks to impress your friends while stuck in the house or some shit, who cares. Save your money and just buy a gun and blow your head off, that's a much more constructive way to spend your money. Next is Revenge Of The Dawgs. Here's a synopsis I found online "The totally fictional story, mysteriously videotaped, of a band of faithful Dawgs, their wizard Dawgfather, and their epic battle against an Evil Lord of Football and the Sports Satan himself to get their football back." fuck you. kill me. Then we have Smelling Invisible where we follow 2 rednecks around as they teach you how to hunt deer silently. Because the world wasn't scary enough apparently. Finally we have Dance Workout With Barbie. In which a stop motion Barbie doll and a room full of children teach you how to get fit...... really? Jesus what the fuck am I doing with my life.

Why Do I Have This Shit Vol. 5 - Sometimes things get made. Sometimes these things are good. But then there are things that make you question why you're alive. This volume has How To Keep A Job-Self Management Skills because after putting this shit together I should start learning about new job options. Next is Winning The Lottery. Because isn't that everyone's dream. Then we have Baby Mugs. Guess that this is? Just various shots of smiling babies. with music. for half an hour........ WHO THE FUCK WOULD SIT THROUGH THAT??? Finally we have Trick Roping Vol. 2, teaching you how to lasso and all that cowboy bullshit

Why Do I Have This Shit Vol. 6 - Why does god keep punishing me? This volume features Max Mavens Mind Games where some faggy douche nugget dressed up like a vampire teaches you magic tricks or something equally retarded. Acupressure Facelift featuring a half an hour lesson on how to massage wrinkles on your face, because yes nature is that easy to trick. Hi-Ho! Cheery-O Vcr Board Game Video, you remember back in the day when there were a slew of VHS board games? The ones where you put on a tape and you play the game accordingly. Well this is one of them.  Mr Jelly Belly's Factory Tour, why? Because you give a shit about Jelly Bean production, that's why. And finally Breast Self-Examination showing you how to grope your tits in search of cancer.

Working Out For Masochists - Compilation of wacked out workout videos that guarantee you won't lose any weight, but may die laughing! This disc includes: Rocks Winning Workout Without Weights - Here's a little something I bet you haven't seen before: An unreleased workout video featuring a homeless dude, two muscle-bound surfers and an old guy railing against the government for ending prohibition. The ringleader of this 20 minute train-wreck is the pot-bellied "Rock," who forces his homeless pal "Zar" to flail his arms around to demonstrate that you don't need weights to workout. See Zar do sit ups! See Zar ride a bike! See Zar try to jump high enough to hit his head on the ceiling! Then comes the highlight of the video, an old geezer (presumably the financial backer of this turd) who discusses "the relationship betweenh fitness and the Bible." Says the old guy: "If yer takin' in these dopes, you're a loser!" It all wraps up with two surf bums doing chin-ups on a clothes-line poll, extolling the virtues of avoiding seeing "all those men" at the gym. You don't need expesive weights--you can work out at home for free!! Thanks, assholes. Dancing Grannies - 50 minutes of nothing but old women doing aerobics to country music while wearing skimpy little outfits. Try not to to get too turned on. The Couch Potato Workout With Larry "Bud" Melman - you remember those 1-800-Collect commercials in the mid-90s that featured that weird old man with the high pitched voice that yelled a lot? Well, in 1988 he released his own work out video that is aimed at insane people (no seriously) more of a parody then a real workout video, but still obscure and retarded enough to make it onto this comp. And finally, Richard Simmons' Sweatin To The Oldies - Because if you want to truly be a masochist while working out, you need an (un)healthy dose of Dr Simmons (I upgraded him to doctor because he is above us mere mortals)