PUBLIC ACCESS MADNESS:
Bummer Patrol - NYC public access show from 1993 about a group of guys going around trying to do good deeds but instead usually just pick up fighting drunks or crack heads. Funny stuff.
Dayton Public Access Stuff - a collection of Dayton public access
footage + Daily show guide to home video
Kiss My TV Show - A public access show made by Retards for Retards. 4
Awesome episodes: Movies, Food, Employment, and Automobiles. See Handi-Capable
in the Misc section for the entire Merrill Howard Kalin episode (the Food
episode features a clip from it)
Get Fit With Mr. Benefitness
- This is a truly amazing collection of "episodes" of a very odd and original
show taken off of Cable Access TV. Mr. Benefitness is a huge black man who looks
like he could crush you without even trying, but that's not what he's up to.
He's here to show you how to geta great workout at home and eat right
afterwards! Each episode is 30 minutes long and for the first 20 minutes it's
strength training live from his tiny living room- lifting water bottles, doing
incline push-ups using the couch, and much more! Then for the last ten minutes
we move into his tiny kitchen and watch him prepare a healthy meal!
Great Satan At Large, The -
Whoa boy!!! This is the kind of thing that makes us freedom of speech guys give
pause. Then we discover we're laughing so hard it doesn't matter!!! This is yet
another Texas based (what the fuck is wrong with them down there? Don't answer
that!) public access show that was ripped from the airwaves. Here a dude dresses
up as Satan and has an interview with a drunk bar owner (A dead ringer for El
Duche') who is apparently God. Add a masturbating court jester, tons of
profanity, drinking and loads of Richard Kern clips on the chroma key screen and
you get one of the most fucked up, transgressive and entertaining shows out
there. This was naturally busted off the air (it fucking ran at 6:30 pm!!!) so
the second show on the disc is another show called Israel666 that allowed good
old Satan to come on and plead his case! Awesome!!!! Free speach at work people!
HYP*NOTIC EYE Episodes #1 thru 12 - This incredible public access show from Texas has gained a huge cult following, and deservedly so.Tthis is everything you could ever want from a TV show!!!! The Hyp*notic Eye is a cool ass puppet who hosts crazy videos, old toy commercials, giant monster clips, visits to incredible Texas shops, garage rock, Guitar Wolf, underground movies, lost movie clips and a Larry Buchannan fetish. This is amazing stuff that will fill your life with joy. And best of all these are directly from masters that we obtained from the show's creator himself!!! So these are the best on the market!! Each disc will have two episodes each, so Volume #1 will have Episode 1 & 2, Vol. 2 - 3&4, Vol. 3 -5&6, Vol. 4 -7&8, Vol. 5 9&10 and finally Vol. 6 -11& 12. (6 DVDs)
Industrial Television - 2 Random Episodes
Islamic Nubian Hebrews - A strange moment in cable access history, indeed. Without getting too deep into their history, this religious, black militant sect was also known as the Nuwaubian Nation of Moors , The Ansaru Allah Community , and The Ancient and Mystic Order of Malchizedek at one time or another. It's obvious that they have some pretty serious ideas here….and through their cable access programs, they were going to share them with other black and militant viewers. The show itself features to guys dressed in a mix of African and militant gear sitting at a table with a menorah, a chalice and a bible on it. One guy is holding a small dagger too. Behind them is a cloth tapestry of the star of David, and it all looks very formal. They spend their time preaching fire and brimstone style about revolution, the evils of homosexuality and other religious type topics. This DVD contains the only two known broadcasted episodes they made, and even though the quality isn't that great, it still deserves a watch! It's truly bizarre!
Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson
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Truly bizarre Christian public access show from CA. Features a variety of
puppets, the host is a black puppet (whose name is Chip The Black Boy) that lip
syncs to really bad Christian songs, but doesn't lip sync very well, the mouth
seems to open once for every 6 words. Each volume is an hour and half. Also
features a singing alien, a singing bear, and more! All the voices seem to be
done by 1 guy (not very well either) (5 DVDs)
Life Without Shame - NYC Cable access show that goes around interviewing
strippers, whores, homeless people and so on.
Metal Inquisition, The - Public Access Show Hosted by Masked Head bangers
from the 1980s. Oh and there are metal head sock puppets as well... yup
Our Version Of Hell - 3 episodes of the hilarious public access show from
Oregon.
Partridge Family Temple - 2 disc worth of the insane cult public
access show (2 DVDs)
PIRATE TV 2 HR Special event! -
A special 2 hour extravaganza of insanity coming your way baby! YEAH! See old
commercials from the 70's, The Pillsbury Doughboy takin a shit, Japanese Adult
Diapers, Merril Howard Kalin cooking, A Klansman on fire, Old Lady Carjacking
some thugs, a clip of YOR THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE, Break dancing, cartoons,
really awful public Access music auditions, Old horror trailers, foreign
commercials, how to cook hamburgers rappin style, Harvey Sid Fisher singing
Virgo, The STAMP SHOW, LOVERBOY, ELECTRIC SIX, TORI AMOS, MOBY and a whole shit
load of other goodness! The best show on TV or so I've been told! (B)
Pirate TV Vol #1 - Episodes 3 & 4 - Intro by Mr. T, Old Commercials, Clip
from DARNA RETURNS, Music video from Phillip Michael Thomas, Japanese Sneeze
Fetish, Singing Monkeys, Hair Products endorsed by Tom Savini, Rock'em Sock'em
Robots, Harvey Sid Fisher sings and that is just episode #3! On #4 White Trash
Tragedy, Japanese commercials, Cancer Cash, Johnny Carson in a bath house, Oingo
Boingo sells beer, How to make Paper industrial film, Insane dude giving
directions, Batgirl demands equal pay, more old commercials, Bambi Vs. Godzilla
and MORE, MORE, MORE!
Pirate TV Vol #2 - Episodes 5 & 6 - #5 includes Japanese body wrapping, Old
Toy Commercials, Giant Monsters, Kung Fu Trailers, Tip Toe Through The Tulips
video tribute to Tiny Tim, Glue Wrestling, Don't talk to strangers classroom
film, Short films and more! #6 - 1072 Ideal Toy Demo reel, Swimming Careful PSa,
Mr. T talks about Anger, Corey Feldman sings (well lip syncs anyway!), The Honky
problem, Howdy Doody, Gundam Clip, Charly the Cat PSA's, Harvey Sid Fisher sings
Gemini, Popeye goes to war and finally Pink Floyd THE FINAL CUT videos
Pirate TV Vol #3 Episodes 7 & 8 - #7 Japanese Olympics, VD PSA, Softy Short
Film, Disco Godfather Trailer, Pink Slip aka Do You Have Periods? menstruation
training film, Superjocky clip, Disorder in the Court with the 3 Stooges, Viva,
Vavoom clip, Cry For Dawn commercial, European horror host babe Nina, Ipana
Toothpaste, Gary Coleman, and Sammy Davis Junior booze commercial and MORE! #8 -
Ronny James Dio says hello, Buddy Hacket discussing piss problems, Little Devil
Clip with Sammy Davis Junior as a demon(!), Bill & Coo clip, No Money Down by
Lou Reed, Mile Shake by The Village People, Santo Gold(!), Reagan screwing up
his lines, Whiplash the Rodeo Monkey, German dancing, Japanese game shows and
more!!!!!!!
Pirate TV Vol #4 - Episode 10 & 11 - (#9 is "lost" for the moment)
Japanese Game Show, Wattstock prevue, Rubber Kids, Dancing Outlaw Clip, More
Japanese Commercials, Splatter effects done right, The Beetle Bunch, Feeders
clip, Bates Motel Music Video, The Hitman Hart for Pizza, Scopitones, Japanese
girls jumping rope in bikini's, and More! #10 Super Dude trailer, BB Boris sings
COLD DAY ON MARS, The Invention of Skis, Singing Cats, Muhammed Ali on Candid
Camera, "when the Lady Smiles" by golden Earring, Harvey Sid Fisher sings
Capricorn, Gong Show contestant sings about Times Square, Kermit gets pissed
off, Raquel Welch works out, Charlton Heston, and lots more!!!
Psychic TV Vol. 1 - Also referred to as "The First transition". Feature all
sorts of crazy fucked up shorts which basically look like snuff films with
soundtracks just as disturbing as the images. The creator ended up getting run
out of Britain for being a satanist. Includes
an introduction from the Temple ov Psychic Youth, the short films SXXX-80,
Ritual Of Power, and Psychoporn and more!
Psychic TV Vol. 2 - More fake snuff including a film called "The Castration
Movie" With an extremely graphic (you guessed it) castration scene that doesn't
just stop there. Electrodes are placed inside the gapping hole that used to be
his penis (this goes on for like an hour!) + other stuff as a well.
Psychic TV Vol. 3 - Our concluding disc in
the files of PSYCHIC TV features a 1990's era concert that focuses on the "acid
house" phase of the PSychic TV mythos and features thousands of intense cut ups
and edited footage that will fry your brain. Also included are several
interviews with Genesis P'Orridge, and some Psychic TV videos directed mostly by
Derek Jarman. You still have to be 21 to order due to some of the Subliminal
inamgery though. Sorry kids!
Psychic TV Vol. 4 -
Two shorter episodes Exile & 8 Transmission 8
Psychotic Feed Vol. 1 - 4 Episodes including the banned Question of Faith
episode and the controversial Columbine episode.
Psychotic Feed Vol. 2 - 4 more episodes of insane clips and crazy music!
Psychotic Feed Vol. 3 - 4 More Episodes
Psychotic Feed Vol. 4 - 4 More episodes, many too graphic for TV!
Includes a tribute to breasts, Dave "The Rock" Nelson making cyber sex calls, VD
commercials, The Kids of Widney High, Japanese babes doing push ups, Gary
Coleman, Crocodiles, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim on Cocaine, barfing kids,
Garrison Kane explains bukkake, Mooning, A tribute to internet sex goddess Wifey,
Fred Durst being a dick as usual, and more, more more
Public Access Vol. 1 - Features An Evening
in Hanover, The Hand, The Story Teller, & The Count
Public Access Vol. 2 - Features Short Horror
& Misc The Marcello Show
Public Access Vol. 3 - Features The Best Of
Darkcell, Soul Of a Witch, & The Intelligence Project
Stella! - Tasteless cable access how with various skits, runs about 2 hours.